FML High-Jinx: The Stoner Selection
Aloha, my little babe-lings.
It is April 20th, the unofficial holiday of stoners everywhere, and while we at FML cannot condone illicit behavior, we do know that for many of you, this will be a legal celebration. If you fall into this boat, raise a glass. Happy 420 to you.
Naturally, today's FML selection is dedicated to this shit right here, aka the devil's lettuce, aka that good-good, aka broccoli, aka sticky icky, giggle nuggets, dope, tree, reefer, dro, ganja, bud, hemp, herb, bubonic chronic, wacky tabacky (à la my uncle); in layman's terms:
For without it, we would have none of these FMLs to laugh at. And laughing is good! We like laughing. Ha! ha! See?
Okay, you may now proceed.
SampledToday, at my job drug testing high schoolers, I see that one of the kids selected for the testing looked incredibly high. So, after he goes in the bathroom and gives me his cup with his urine inside, I take a closer look and see that the little shit jizzed in the cup. I hate my job. FML
I mean, it was Snoop Dogg, the Kush King himself, who said "drop it like it's hot."
So, remember kids:
But I mean, I'm just some words on your screen and I can't control what you do, so if you are celebrating today, please toke up responsibly.
One last thing: I'd like to send a special shout out to the folks at my alma mater, UC Santa Cruz, because I know this is a big day for you. If there are any Banana Slugs out there (yes, this is actually our mascot), holla atcha girl.
Rep it, Travolta.