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FML Abroad

All aboard! Today's stops include Germany, Russia, France, Austria, and China. Come on, gang, let's go on a FML adventure.
By Nina / Tuesday 9 May 2017 11:37 / France

Kids say the darndest things.

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Today, I’m eight months pregnant. My six-year-old son told me: "Mom, the baby farted in your belly". Why would he think that? "Well, because the smell comes out of your mouth!" FML

By Audrey - / Thursday 4 December 2014 10:02 / Germany

Vaportinis on the house.

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By lord24 - / Saturday 21 November 2015 00:16 / Russian Federation

Someone's harboring some bad feelings.

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By SexOnTheBeach - / Sunday 11 October 2015 03:34 / France - Livry-gargan

This lady has no shame whatsoever.

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Today, a young woman on the subway asked me to hold her pocket mirror open in front of her. I asked why. She replied: "It's easier to pop my pimples." FML

By Zipman - / Tuesday 9 December 2014 21:42 / Austria - Vienna

Hi, yeah, can you not?

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By Caro38 - / Wednesday 7 May 2014 05:10 / China - Wuhan

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By  mike3775  |  26

Oh man the kid comment reminds me of the time when my 4 yr old told my wife yes when she had asked me if so,etching made her look fat when pregnant with our last kid

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By  mike3775  |  26

Oh man the kid comment reminds me of the time when my 4 yr old told my wife yes when she had asked me if so,etching made her look fat when pregnant with our last kid

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