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By  RichardPencil  |  27

You spilled the beans before I had the chance to make a guess.

I was going to guess that the bird that pooped on your lunch at work followed you home to poop on your feet.

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By  RichardPencil  |  27

You spilled the beans before I had the chance to make a guess.

I was going to guess that the bird that pooped on your lunch at work followed you home to poop on your feet.

By  QueenSaru  |  27

Oh gosh, that sucks. Luckily after a lifetime of cat owning, I can hear that telltale 'hurk hurk' noise even in a coma and I am up and out of bed all, "OH NO YOU DON'T! NOT ON THE ONLY RUG IN THE WHOLE APARTMENT!!"