If you aren't familiar with the recent bridezilla story making headlines, we'll give you a recap. The TL;DR version is that this bride, 'Susan', had Kardishian-level dreams about her wedding, but no funds to support it. While most people would simply opt for the cheaper wedding, at that point, our bridezilla reached out to friends and family for help. Not such a bad idea, right? Asking for cash gifts is totally acceptable... Except that Susan asked her guests to mail back their RSVP's with a check for $1500, and had the nerve to be appalled when only a few did. To make matters worse, Susan felt so entitled that she wrote up a long Facebook rant about how her loved ones have stabbed her in the back, calling them all 'snakes,' cancelling the wedding, and claiming that she now plans to move to South America for two months.

Truthfully, it all seemed too good to be true. Had it been through word of mouth, and not the bride's own Facebook account, I don't think anyone would have believed it at all.

And now we have another installment in the 'holy-shit-this-person-is-actually-real' saga, a response from the bride's cousin, with some input that's worth reading. The text was originally posted in a Facebook group which has since been deleted. It's hilarious, and so, so sad. Check it out below. 

Oh, Susan. you slay us. Can we get a response from the groom next? Keep 'em coming, guys.