It's your special day, and you want everything to go right. And what is the pinnacle representation of a birthday or graduation or promotion or... anything worth celebrating, at all? Cake, of course. Arguably, without a good cake, you may as well stay home and knit.

Either these bakers were just being snarky, or they really missed the memo (pun intended.) Regardless, they've given us a good laugh, and we are here for it. Here are the funniest cake message fails from Imgur.