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By Thanh Quang Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML I agree, your life sucks 40493 You deserved it 14771 283 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Nutley Today, trying to be nice, I asked my little sister how school was. She burst into a temper tantrum and screamed at me to fuck off. She's eight. FML I agree, your life sucks 26514 You deserved it 2531 149 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Houston Today, my wedding ring came off in a Walmart bathroom and fell into the toilet. It was an automatic toilet. It flushed. FML I agree, your life sucks 7754 You deserved it 810 22 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By killmyself - United States Today, I was masturbating lying on the lower bed of my brother's and my bunk beds. I finished jacking off and tried to get up to clean myself I hit my head on metal panel of the upper bed and passed out. Later woke up in my bed... found out my parents came home and saw me passed out naked holding a porn mag. FML I agree, your life sucks 17304 You deserved it 46918 43 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By RohnAbheek - India Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML I agree, your life sucks 15142 You deserved it 47071 191 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By helpfulmom - Canada Today, my mom taught my boyfriend of 2 weeks how to put on a condom. FML I agree, your life sucks 69921 You deserved it 6736 169 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Fuckup - United States - Naples Today, I returned to work after a much-needed vacation. I got a lot of weird stares from my co-workers, and my boss eventually came over and told me to go home. Why? My work week starts tomorrow, not today. FML I agree, your life sucks 42888 You deserved it 10530 48 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I was friendzoned by my boyfriend due to the fact that we never fight. Apparently, if there's no fighting, there's no passion. FML I agree, your life sucks 1823 You deserved it 155 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By TheGestalt97 Late warning Today, an email appeared in my inbox saying that the final this week that was supposed to be on Saturday has been moved forward to Thursday. It’s Friday. FML I agree, your life sucks 2087 You deserved it 163 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By shwasted - United States Today, I had one of the worst first dates of my life. After leaving the restaurant early, we went to a party to try and salvage the night. My date then got wasted, ended up puking in the back seat of my car on the way home, then lied about it. My night ended with me cleaning vomit out of my car. FML I agree, your life sucks 27444 You deserved it 3760 52 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Bob - United States Today, I finally bought the toy my two year old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I give him the present, and he starts playing with the bag. FML I agree, your life sucks 45658 You deserved it 9748 112 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, it was my boyfriends birthday and I saw he was logged in on ooVoo. He sent me a request to video chat so I decided to take off all of my clothes to surprise him. Little did I know, his entire family was at his house and at the computer because he, "wanted to show them what a great girlfriend I am." FML I agree, your life sucks 27072 You deserved it 75512 171 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By stinky breath - United States - Whittier Today, I taught my 23-year-old boyfriend how to correctly brush his teeth. FML I agree, your life sucks 43553 You deserved it 6564 96 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ross R - United States - Richland Today, I decided to cover a coworker's closing shift because she felt sick. My boss even gave me a $10 gift card for doing it. I felt good about it, until I walked outside and found that my car had been stolen. FML I agree, your life sucks 38133 You deserved it 2378 62 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By MrOh - Canada Today, my wife didn't say a word to me because her horoscope told her not to. FML I agree, your life sucks 39585 You deserved it 4494 246 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Sdutent - United States Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML I agree, your life sucks 60038 You deserved it 7317 45 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Gordon - United States Today, I was standing by the bed naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opens the door and walks over to me, swinging her hips, wearing pratically nothing. About four feet from me, she trips on the edge of the floor mat, and uses my 'junk' to catch herself. FML I agree, your life sucks 82441 You deserved it 6733 195 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fattypatty - United States Today, it seems I do, in fact, have an addiction to food. My employer has put on a weight loss challenge with a 1000$ prize, and on day 5 of 100 I'm already lying to the calorie counting app I installed on my phone. FML I agree, your life sucks 4938 You deserved it 2247 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Rightswiper - South Africa Trolled by technology Today, as soon as I put my card into an ATM, the words "Out of Order" popped up and it would not return my card. Since I was at the bank, I got a free replacement. Trying to draw money again the second machine did the same thing and a third card costs more than what I have in my account. FML I agree, your life sucks 4493 You deserved it 482 24 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ben - United States - Louisville Today, I found out that if someone flushes a toilet the same time I'm starting the washing machine, my house will flood. FML I agree, your life sucks 45145 You deserved it 2841 57 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Houston Today, I realized that I'm so lonely I can no longer whack off without bursting into tears and crying like a little bitch. FML I agree, your life sucks 47604 You deserved it 21409 107 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By moodyreallyrocks - United States Today, my friend took me and a bunch of other guys out to a nice dinner. This was his way to say thank you for helping him move to a new apartment. He got the cheque, excused himself to go to the restroom and never came back to pay. FML I agree, your life sucks 33137 You deserved it 2864 181 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By strictly cum prancing - United States Today, my boyfriend backed out on our date so he could help his best friend get ready for some kind of drag queen competition. FML I agree, your life sucks 20194 You deserved it 6846 129 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By haqL - Mexico - Quer?taro Today, my girlfriend brought a 12-pack of beer to my mother's wake. FML I agree, your life sucks 41453 You deserved it 4874 150 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonyme - France Today, I'm trying to come up with a plausible explanation for my co-workers as to why I have stitches in my face. I'm not sure I want to admit that I was clawed by a pigeon as I opened my garage door. FML I agree, your life sucks 32127 You deserved it 3908 169 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By matte - Australia Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML I agree, your life sucks 93189 You deserved it 4892 158 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Curles - Norway Today, I found out the room I've been sleeping in has black fungus growing on the wall behind the bed. So, that's why I cough until it feels like my lungs are coming out in the morning. Mystery solved. FML I agree, your life sucks 1735 You deserved it 112 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Take a number Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML I agree, your life sucks 1408 You deserved it 249 22 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FourKnees - United States Today, I accepted an internship in Chicago and finished my final exams. I decided to play some pick up basketball one last time before summer. Within 2 minutes I got undercut going for a rebound and shattered my knee cap into 3 pieces. My summer in Chicago will be spent in a full leg cast. FML I agree, your life sucks 43272 You deserved it 4204 48 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nikto Today, I went speed dating. I arrived at my first date and she looked me up and down and said, "Oh, that's awkward." FML I agree, your life sucks 34945 You deserved it 3942 62 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By justawallflower - United States - Elyria Today, my mom told me that her vagina is "as cute today as it was twenty years ago." FML I agree, your life sucks 33046 You deserved it 3132 61 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Netherlands - Veldhoven Right in the miniature tree Today, my parents got mad at me because I laughed when they called the bullseye "bonsai" while watching darts. They've always thought it was bonsai. FML I agree, your life sucks 5478 You deserved it 464 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sick and awkward - United States - Silver Spring Today, I was really sick. I had been sneezing all day and my skin had started to dry out. When my mom asked me if I needed anything, I immediately responded with "lotion and tissues," not realizing what I was suggesting. She then talked to me for 20 minutes about how "masturbation is okay." FML I agree, your life sucks 32162 You deserved it 3553 93 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Username - United States Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML I agree, your life sucks 50186 You deserved it 5448 130 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lonelyguy - Puerto Rico Today, I invited my crush to come and spend thanksgiving dinner with me and my family, she agreed but asked me if she could bring her friend. Turns out her "friend" was actually her boyfriend and they drank all the expensive wine I bought. FML I agree, your life sucks 32731 You deserved it 8017 59 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By BigLove - United States - Stoneham Today, Facebook put something out that shows a video of your entire life on the website. A part of it showed your most popular status update. Mine was from when I got dumped at Christmas. FML I agree, your life sucks 52384 You deserved it 5282 79 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Gremlin - United Kingdom - Staines Today, I noticed that my son only really looks like me when he's straining to take a dump. FML I agree, your life sucks 22812 You deserved it 3985 103 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By garfield749 - United States Today, I discovered that I have to share a room with my new stepbrother. I also discovered that he takes the same number of showers over the course of two weeks as I do in a single day: one. FML I agree, your life sucks 30035 You deserved it 2227 125 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - North Pole Today, my husband and I stopped at a scenic overlook on top of a mountain. I looked down and noticed several small shells and excitedly called him over. I said, "I can't believe I found fossils here!" The moment it came out of my mouth, I realized they were pistachio shells. So did he. FML I agree, your life sucks 8267 You deserved it 25238 88 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By WhatTheFaf - United Kingdom Today, my mum yelled at me for wanting to apply to university courses that she doesn't approve of. I'm applying for Biomedical Sciences and Microbiology, she's an unemployed Jehovah's Witness. FML I agree, your life sucks 39915 You deserved it 2957 227 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
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Today, I had the house to myself for the morning. I decided to enjoy being alone, so pulled my trusty bullet vibrator from the drawer. I was very much... I agree, your life sucks 457 You deserved it 109 6 Comments
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML I agree, your life sucks 897 You deserved it 45 7 Comments