Bigfoot Porn Is Now A Controversial Topic In A Virginia Election.. And We Aren't At All Kidding

We're going to skip the politics and give you the straight facts, which are downright hilarious, in this case. According to The Huffington Post, Democratic candidate in the U.S. House race in Virginia Leslie Cockburn has accused her Republican rival Denver Riggleman of getting his rocks off to Bigfoot erotica. 

Yes. Bigfoot erotica. It's worth saying twice. And it's actually not satire. 

My opponent Denver Riggleman, running mate of Corey Stewart, was caught on camera campaigning with a white supremacist. Now he has been exposed as a devotee of Bigfoot erotica. This is not what we need on Capitol Hill. pic.twitter.com/0eBvxFd6sG

— Leslie Cockburn (@LeslieCockburn) July 29, 2018

And here she is, accusing him again:

From my opponent Denver Riggleman’s Bigfoot erotica collection. pic.twitter.com/ELe0TWJh21

— Leslie Cockburn (@LeslieCockburn) July 29, 2018

And of course, whatever happened after that is irrelivant because hello this lady just accused her opponent of jackin' the beanstalk to Bigfoot! And, as you probably guessed, the internet had a few things to say about that.

I leave the internet for a few hours, come back to find out...

1. There's a non-cartoon person going around being named Denver Riggleman
2. He's running for office.
3. He is a white supremacist.
4. Who is into Bigfoot erotica.

This would have been super weird a few years ago.

— Robyn Pennacchia (@RobynElyse) July 30, 2018

Bigfoot Erotica was the plot twist 2018 didn’t know it needed.

— Jennifer Mendelsohn 🇺🇸 (@CleverTitleTK) July 30, 2018

i saw bigfoot was trending and got really excited (huge bigfoot guy) and then realized it's because someone running for congress is into BIGFOOT EROTICA. what fucking planet am i on

— ryan (@ryanyeetz) July 30, 2018

Bigfoot porn being an actual topic of political discussion is my absolute favorite thing to happen in 2018. This is amazing.

— Cassandra Fairbanks (@CassandraRules) July 30, 2018

dear @LeslieCockburn please stick to discussing an opponents scoundrel character. there is PLENTY wrong with DENBER WIGGLEMAN, but there is nothing wrong with getting hard for bigfoot or having other preferred pound that may seem unique. please prove love and reconsider this way pic.twitter.com/i8i0hCByZx

— Chuck Tingle (@ChuckTingle) July 30, 2018

Politics sure have changed.