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Bigfoot Porn Is Now A Controversial Topic In A Virginia Election.. And We Aren't At All Kidding

Anything goes, really, in 2018. What a time to be alive.

We're going to skip the politics and give you the straight facts, which are downright hilarious, in this case. According to The Huffington Post, Democratic candidate in the U.S. House race in Virginia Leslie Cockburn has accused her Republican rival Denver Riggleman of getting his rocks off to Bigfoot erotica. 

Yes. Bigfoot erotica. It's worth saying twice. And it's actually not satire. 

 

And here she is, accusing him again:

And of course, whatever happened after that is irrelivant because hello this lady just accused her opponent of jackin' the beanstalk to Bigfoot! And, as you probably guessed, the internet had a few things to say about that.

Politics sure have changed.

By nadine / Tuesday 31 July 2018 16:40 /
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By  boopingsnoot  |  23

Most people are missing the bigger picture: all the Bigfoot shit is 100% true, BUT the actually IMPORTANT part is that Denver Riggleman is a WHITE SUPREMACIST.

(And yes, that IS his real name.)

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By  boopingsnoot  |  23

Most people are missing the bigger picture: all the Bigfoot shit is 100% true, BUT the actually IMPORTANT part is that Denver Riggleman is a WHITE SUPREMACIST.

(And yes, that IS his real name.)

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By  Misoranomegami  |  16

It's worse than it even sounds. From what I've read, the candidate is neither a conuissiur nor a purveyor of big foot erotica. The former would be an amusing but harmless kink. The latter could be a simple financial transaction. Oh no. Instead he's written a serious scientific publication on bigfoot breeding habits. Which tells me all I need to know about his education, his knowledge of science and his own opinion on himself and the world.

Do you want someone writing laws who not only believes in multiple big feet but feels he knows enough about them to educate others on the subject?

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By  DragonMaiden7  |  15

So we’re just going to skip over the fact that these two politician’s have the names Wiggleman and Cockburn? Really?

You don’t have to dig through their closets. There is enough ammunition right there

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