Best uncle

By Sean Martin - 06/02/2020 05:00

Today, I realized that the last 3 months, I've been taking care of my girlfriends 1 year old kid. The other night, she told me that I was a good uncle to him. FML
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Shzusuziq 16
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Women years ago used to tell their kids that their new boyfriend was “Uncle John” . If you’ve only been together 3 months, maybe she just doesn’t want to build the kid’s hope up? Just ask her about it!

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Sasswise 4

So...? You aren‘t the biological father, therefore no need for her to tell you, you are "a great dad". I suppose that's why you're hurt...?

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Monsieur Connard 64
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As long as your name isn’t "Ben"...

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RichardPencil 30
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You must be a pretty terrible babysitter! It took you three months to figure out that's your job?

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Ashamed_Sister 60
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Your girlfriend told you that you never will be the (step-)father of her child, only the provider for both of them. You should think long and hard what this relationship is worth to you.

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bl3ur0z3 17

She said no such thing. She indicated that it's waaaaay too early to be anything more than an honorary uncle. And she's right.

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jbuckets_404 38
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I think the GF's already "had the long and the hard." That's how she got pregnant in the first place.... :-D

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Lexie 7

I can't tell if she doesn't consider you two are in a relationship, or if she meant that literally. Do you have a brother by any chance? If so, time for a little talk.

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Shzusuziq 16
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Women years ago used to tell their kids that their new boyfriend was “Uncle John” . If you’ve only been together 3 months, maybe she just doesn’t want to build the kid’s hope up? Just ask her about it!

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DarkAngelsBlade 25
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Uhhh I don’t really remember a wide majority of people accidentally creating incest HOWEVER this child is 1, there’s no way to give or take away the child’s hope as the child hasn’t a single clue what family relationships are and would naturally make assumptions based on a 1 year olds mind.

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Sasswise 4

So...? You aren‘t the biological father, therefore no need for her to tell you, you are "a great dad". I suppose that's why you're hurt...?

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dancingcats 5

have you never heard of people stepping up and raising the child even if its not their blood? its this thing called being mature, you should check er out

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Ambrily 27

Are you sure she's your girlfriend, OP?

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secretmisery05 25

I call my stepmother "Auntie". Doesn't mean I don't see her as my step-mother, but in my culture there's no word for stepmom and obviously I'm not going to call her mom. That's what I call my actual mom. Auntie is the next best thing and most respectful.

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bl3ur0z3 17

What were you expecting? To be "Dad" after three months? No way.

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