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Best Man Reveals Groom’s PornHub Search History in One of the Most Epic Wedding Speeches of All Time

When the best man at Danny Hodgetts’ wedding collaborates with PornHub to create the greatest wedding speech ever given, the happy couple gets a little dose of FML on their big day. Watch the couple, the best man, and all the guests laugh off the greatest wedding roast in history!

True friends know everything about each other. They can attest to your greatest qualities and call you out for your most embarrassing quirks. That’s what Thom, the best man at Danny Hodgetts’ wedding, proved when he gave his speech.

Thom explains in his speech, as the pressure was mounting to write memorable, heartfelt speech, he reflected upon all the things Danny loved, when he struck gold.

Eureka! Porn! 

So Thom, a best man to go down in the annals of wedding history, called up the world’s largest distributor of pornography, the distinguished PornHub, for help to create the most epic wedding speech ever crafted.

Check it out here:

PornHub not only helped Thom track down Danny’s data, including his favorite videos and the locations he’s accessed the site, they also went the extra mile and made a personalized video that was shown at the wedding.

The video stars Aria, a representative from PornHub, narrating Danny’s viewing activity, and noting her own favorite phases of his pre-marital life, in a series of photos, like these:

And this suggestive beaut'.

It even included little messages from some of his favorite starlets saying goodbye.

Normally, showing photos like that would be adequately embarrassing, but Danny got a much bigger dose of embarrassment than the average groom. Note the title of his favorite videos, like Yummy Mummy Votes to Remain… in the Boudoir.

Thankfully, Danny and his new bride Kath have a good sense of humor and were able to laugh along. It was a risky move, but best men know best, and Thom’s little scheme paid off. 

 

To top it all off, PornHub even gave Danny a free Premium Subscription!

Somebody give this man an award.

Aria from PornHub posted the original video on Twitter too. In case you want to watch it without the background laughter, check it out here:

By Nina / Tuesday 29 August 2017 11:29 / France
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By  Callyn  |  47

That has to violate consumer privacy protections somehow. How did pornhub know that it wasn't giving the information to some guy who wanted to blackmail Danny? If that had been me, Pornhub would have a huge lawsuit on their hands and Thom would be in the ER. I get that people have different tolerances for sharing sexual information, so I'm sure that Thom, as the best man, wasn't worried about Danny being angry but pornhub should have known better.

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By  Ashamed_Sister  |  60

I fully agree with you. A company giving away confidential personal information about a customer is wrong on so many levels. I can’t see how this could be funny. Also, a very good friend should take into consideration that revealing this kind of information at the wedding could have long lasting consequences for Danny, and it is embarrassing for the bride, as well.

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By  Callyn  |  47

That has to violate consumer privacy protections somehow. How did pornhub know that it wasn't giving the information to some guy who wanted to blackmail Danny? If that had been me, Pornhub would have a huge lawsuit on their hands and Thom would be in the ER. I get that people have different tolerances for sharing sexual information, so I'm sure that Thom, as the best man, wasn't worried about Danny being angry but pornhub should have known better.

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  Ashamed_Sister  |  60

I fully agree with you. A company giving away confidential personal information about a customer is wrong on so many levels. I can’t see how this could be funny. Also, a very good friend should take into consideration that revealing this kind of information at the wedding could have long lasting consequences for Danny, and it is embarrassing for the bride, as well.

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  Cali  |  54

Guys... It's obviously not his real account! Look closely at that screenshot... "The Royal Society of Fit Bird Watching" as a favorite vid? They made it all up for fun. Issa joke.

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By  J352SAURUS  |  30

I'm sorry, but what's epic about violating someone's privacy and telling everybody about someone's porn watching habits? At their wedding no less? That's mortifying. I'm sure his family didn't want to know that. I'd be furious and embarrassed.

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  Isa_fml  |  20

That's tragic. Go outside.

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