By Anonymous - 3/1/2020 20:00

Bad day

Today I am sick. I went to the bathroom to pee. Someone did not flush a giant turd when they used it last. As soon as I opened the lid the smell made me puke. But I was standing, so my vomit caused a huge splash right onto my clothes. As soon as that happened, I had a cough and sneeze attack. I slipped on the vomit/feces and hit my head on the counter. FML
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By  Sady_Ct  |  36

How did you slip on the faeces if they were in the toilet? They wouldn’t have splashed out cos the vomit went on your clothes not into the toilet.

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By  Sady_Ct  |  36

How did you slip on the faeces if they were in the toilet? They wouldn’t have splashed out cos the vomit went on your clothes not into the toilet.