By Anonymous - United States - Salida


Today, I went back to work after a horrible bout of respiratory illness. After a few hours of using hot tea, cough drops, and tissues to deal with my lingering cough, I found out that my asshole coworker has filed a formal complaint about me disrupting her concentration. FML
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  josiemorehouse  |  12

It's 'would have' not 'would of'. At least use proper grammar. You're trying to say would've, which is a contraction of would and have.

'Would of' just doesn't make sense.

And I would've been pissed too. OP's coworker sounds like a total bitch.

  SarMarJo  |  17

My aunt has respiratory issues and she had this exact same issue! When she was told about the complaint she said,"Sorry, I'll just go die in the closet." And then a week later the bitchy coworker got sick. It was great.

@45 and/or 50, I don't think I would be proud of being that kind of bitch.

  gmc_blossom  |  21


If there's one thing I find to be more annoying than a sentence using poor grammar, is someone who just has to be "that guy" and correct them. Especially when it's something as minor as the easily made mistake of "would've" versus "would of." Try removing your head out of your ass and practise some common courtesy towards people when they don't have as excellent English abilities as you do. Just grit your teeth and move on if it really bothers you THAT much.

  josiemorehouse  |  12

Well, since I seem to now be the 'lowest of the low' in the FML kingdom, I would like to offer my apologies for pissing off the world with my grammar attack.

I do think it's funny and hypocritical that someone can call a person a bitch, stupid, and a million other derogatory names and tell them they deserve to be treated like crap and that is acceptable, but make one correction to someone's grammar and it's the end of the world.

Oh well, live and learn.

  sohigh10  |  34

I actually agree with you.. would of is a whole new level of stupidity.. the difference between then and than is understandable, your you're is just lazy, but would of..

By  koalabear_55  |  11

That's horrible! Not only do you have to go to work feeling like utter shit, but u have to deal with a complete bitch. Hopefully your boss understands your situation and if not FYL OP.
Feel better soon!

  coried91  |  28

I'm just imagining her going up to her coworker and saying "Hey bitch, kiss my asshole!" just because you said sickest part. I imagine that would get her sick quickly. My mind takes me to scary places.