I think a blowtorch would work in this case.

Nice anti-theft device there.

This happened to me once, but with my gas cap. It’s been a year, and I’m still scared every time I open it up to put gas in.

In Australia, it is actually compulsory to have one fitted there.

Oh... hell no!!!!!

well. time to torch the whole car.

Just get into the car through a different door. You'll have to perform a bit of yoga. Or just use a spider killer.

I don't really see a problem with that, but I like spiders. Tapping on the door either above or below the handle should scare the spider out of there easily enough.

Three words: thick leather gloves.

Nononononononono please god anything but that oh my lord