By FML Approved - 11/09/2017 14:31

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Have you been working out, Bill, you look so... *wait on it* ... toned.

I swear Bob, I never went near the copier! My shoes have always been this shade of black on top!

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I swear Bob, I never went near the copier! My shoes have always been this shade of black on top!

Have you been working out, Bill, you look so... *wait on it* ... toned.

Yo richard! I think ive seen your comments on every post ive seen so far ? and i was wondering if thats an actual account and if so, how much time a day you use commenting/ on fml? :D Great effort though! Habe a good one :)

Depending on the day, I visit multiple times and I treat the stories as prompts for improv, and I write pretty much the first thing that comes to mind, so I actually spend very little time here. I have a job and a social life and exercise quite a bit. I don't know why people think I spend a lot of time here -- I just visit frequently.

Sorry, wasnt assuming anything :) just noticed it. I dont even know how to post stories yet , and im full of fml's :D

Haha, no problem. It's easy to submit stories, but you'd be surprised how hard it is to get one published! On the website, there's a "Submit your FML" link on the top toolbar of the home page. On the iOS app, That box that says Today... (space) ...FML is actually a button to submit one. Welcome and good luck.

Jonathan Curtis Atkins 9

It was printing the script for Blackish

I imagine his next mistake was to try and use water to get it out of his clothes.

Ah, the fun of "Oh, shit, I dropped the toner!" That stuff's a mess, worse than glitter, because you can't vacuum it up. It's conductive, and it'll blow through filters.

lol that sucks. I just watched the 3rd rock from the sun episode where Dick does that same thing. Then goes to his receptionists house and gets black ink everywhere. I'm sorry your life is a 90s sitcom.