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  hazeblaze  |  12

Yo richard!

I think ive seen your comments on every post ive seen so far ? and i was wondering if thats an actual account and if so, how much time a day you use commenting/ on fml? :D

Great effort though! Habe a good one :)

  RichardPencil  |  30

Depending on the day, I visit multiple times and I treat the stories as prompts for improv, and I write pretty much the first thing that comes to mind, so I actually spend very little time here.

I have a job and a social life and exercise quite a bit. I don't know why people think I spend a lot of time here -- I just visit frequently.

  RichardPencil  |  30

Haha, no problem. It's easy to submit stories, but you'd be surprised how hard it is to get one published! On the website, there's a "Submit your FML" link on the top toolbar of the home page. On the iOS app, That box that says Today... (space) ...FML is actually a button to submit one. Welcome and good luck.

By  Jonathan Curtis Atkins  |  9

It was printing the script for Blackish

By  Madrias  |  36

Ah, the fun of "Oh, shit, I dropped the toner!" That stuff's a mess, worse than glitter, because you can't vacuum it up. It's conductive, and it'll blow through filters.

By  LoveALot  |  9

lol that sucks. I just watched the 3rd rock from the sun episode where Dick does that same thing. Then goes to his receptionists house and gets black ink everywhere. I'm sorry your life is a 90s sitcom.