By FML Approved - 11/09/2017 14:31
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I swear Bob, I never went near the copier! My shoes have always been this shade of black on top!
Have you been working out, Bill, you look so... *wait on it* ... toned.
Yo richard! I think ive seen your comments on every post ive seen so far ? and i was wondering if thats an actual account and if so, how much time a day you use commenting/ on fml? :D Great effort though! Habe a good one :)
Depending on the day, I visit multiple times and I treat the stories as prompts for improv, and I write pretty much the first thing that comes to mind, so I actually spend very little time here. I have a job and a social life and exercise quite a bit. I don't know why people think I spend a lot of time here -- I just visit frequently.
Sorry, wasnt assuming anything :) just noticed it. I dont even know how to post stories yet , and im full of fml's :D
Haha, no problem. It's easy to submit stories, but you'd be surprised how hard it is to get one published! On the website, there's a "Submit your FML" link on the top toolbar of the home page. On the iOS app, That box that says Today... (space) ...FML is actually a button to submit one. Welcome and good luck.
I imagine his next mistake was to try and use water to get it out of his clothes.
Ah, the fun of "Oh, shit, I dropped the toner!" That stuff's a mess, worse than glitter, because you can't vacuum it up. It's conductive, and it'll blow through filters.
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Have you been working out, Bill, you look so... *wait on it* ... toned.
I swear Bob, I never went near the copier! My shoes have always been this shade of black on top!