Dear FML team, please check sopes (and don't ban me; I'm just delivering a message).

snopes.com/middle-school-break-arms-jumping-off-water-tower-science-project

I assume that they already knew it was fake.

That’s pretty good dedication to science, but nothing compared to the pioneers of radiation like the Curies, Becquerel, etc.

Dad, this comment makes no sense. Looks like I'm going to have to take the iPad away after 7pm when your meds kick in.

Just because you are ignorant of history doesn't mean my comment doesn't make sense.

The pioneers of radiation often died young due to their exposure to radioactive materials and suffered burns and scarring to test the effects of radiation.

Breaking a couple of forearms is cute by comparison.

Sometimes I agree with the FML team and also think your comments are funny. However, your ego seems to be too fragile to handle the reaction to unfunny comments, which quite often leads to a condition called butthurt. Now you came back a second time to defend your original comment and still no one thinks it was funny (or the first time after LittleRichard; who cares?). Calling the other users ignorant doesn't make it better. We are all anonymous here, including you, and no user will judge you by one unfunny comment, so take it easy. And don't take this story too serious because the girl in the photo has debunked this story in March 2017.

She's my idol

Probably just a coincidence.