Bologna, team, bank, tape.

Isn’t that really true of all of our names? Think about it.

Are you sure this isn't just a character from a Captain Underpants book?

This is why I lost faith in humanity.

So, a couple trying to have a baby and finally have one, can't legally name their kid: For Real. But she's allowed to legally have Tennis Cherries Waffles as her name?

Actually, its Cherries Waffles Tennis. Tennis appears to be the surname