Good thing you didn’t have jock itch.

Damn, your leg must have itched like crazy. Use some lotion.

That scratching instrument wasn't so dePENdable after all.

Don't wear those pants to class or you'll be accused of cheating by the instructor!

Theres your problem, the tip of the pen doesn't have enough surface area for a good satisfying scratch. The old traditional four fingers is always the best. A couple strokes with four fingers and you're done, scratch smarter, not harder.

Just so you know this is my picture, not yours to post. ☺️