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And the 3 FMLs That Made You Laugh The Most Are...

By Nina / dimanche 27 août 2017 06:30
Well the statistics speak for themselves. I've said it before and I'll say it again: testicles are naturally funny. From balls-y nicknames, to venereal disease, to superhuman sperm, all three of this week's top FMLs have something to do with balls!

Rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?

Banana-nana fo-fo-nads

Today, I was playing baseball. My full name is Nadeene, my nickname is Dee, but people have started calling me Nads. Someone yelled out "Go Nads" as I went up to bat. Guess what my new nickname is? FML

I agree, your life sucks
By gonads - / Wednesday 23 August 2017 16:00 /

Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got 'til it's gonorrhea?

Ménage à nope

Today, I received a text from the woman with whom my boyfriend and I recently had a threesome. After years of fantasizing, I finally experienced what it was like to be with another girl. Now we also get to experience what it's like to have gonorrhea. FML

I agree, your life sucks
By 3somer - / Sunday 20 August 2017 04:29 /

I think I can! I think I can!

The Little Sperm That Could

Today, I found out I'm three weeks pregnant with a guy I've been dating for a month. I'm on the pill and we even used a condom. This baby must be some kind of superhuman. FML

I agree, your life sucks
By Anonymous - / Thursday 24 August 2017 16:00 /
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