By Anonymous - 13/11/2019 05:00

A beautiful truck decoration

  Today, someone threw a sausage roll in my truck, but I ignored it because I was about to start a 2 day round trip. 6 hours later, I stopped for coffee. I have seen that it was a massive dildo, the ones with a suction cup on the base. The suction cup had stuck the massive dildo in the door for 6 hours and 200 miles. FML
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By  Iamthebanzai22  |  18

Do you have any idea how difficult it would be to make that thing successfully stick by throwing it at a vehicle? And to stick so well, in fact, that it does not fall off during the drive.

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  JackFaire  |  23

Also that one stretch of road can be easier than an other. Went on a road trip this summer it took us longer to get through Chicago than it did to drive across distances larger than the entire city

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  ImpKit  |  6

Lynnwood, WA to Portland, OR is about 200 miles. 6 hours is not uncommon despite it being a straight shot down I5. Because of traffic. Downtown Seattle, Tacoma, Olympia, and sometimes Centralia or Chehalis are all traffic points. Tacoma in particular is bad.

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  JackFaire  |  23

Seriously though you have 0 data to decide if the two trips are at all comparable. All you know are distance and time it took him. You don't know his route or the conditions along the way.

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  ImpKit  |  6

Lynnwood, WA to Portland, OR is about 200 miles. 6 hours is not uncommon despite it being a straight shot down I5. Because of traffic. Downtown Seattle, Tacoma, Olympia, and sometimes Centralia or Chehalis are all traffic points. Tacoma in particular is bad.

By  Iamthebanzai22  |  18

Do you have any idea how difficult it would be to make that thing successfully stick by throwing it at a vehicle? And to stick so well, in fact, that it does not fall off during the drive.