A 2,000-Year-Old Sarcophagus Was Found And People Want To Drink The Gross Bone Juice Inside Of It, Because Of Course They Do.

Over 26,000 people have signed the a petition that would allow them to drink the liquid found in the recently unearthed Egyptian sarcophagus. There's a sentence you never thought you'd read.
"We need to drink the red liquid from the cursed dark sarcophagus in the form of some sort of carbonated energy drink so we can assume its powers and finally die," says the petition's creator, Innes McKendrick.
Something tells me this isn't what the creators of change.org had in mind when they started the site.
Many people have responded to the petition saying that the juice would mostly be fecal matter, to which the petition creator replied "Please stop telling me the skeleton juice is mostly sewage thats impossible everyone knows skeletons cannot poop."
The 6-foot-tall, 2000-year-old granite sarcophagus was recently discovered in Alexandria, Egypt.