6 Strangers Become BFFs After One Guy Books Dates with All of Them at the Same Time (The Twitter Thread is Amazing)
For most people, Monday nights are pretty chill, right? Not for everyone, apparently. Take Justin for example. Rather than stay at home and not act like a slimy asshole, he books 6 dates in one night and doesn’t tell a single one of the girls!
Thankfully, Date #1, Lisette Pylant, was active on Twitter to capture the entire night in real time. Buckle up, guys, because this story is a roller coaster.
Thread alert: so I go on what I think might be a date with a guy my friends set me up on on my birthday (yes it's a bit hazy).
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017
We meet up at a bar my friend works at. Said friend proceeds to text me telling me this guy sucks and I should run
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017
I show up and he sucks but I figure I'll stay because my friends are working at the bar
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017
So 45 mins in his next date shows up because he double books himslef and he decides he's going to friendzone me to get out of the situation
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017
I decide to play the friend in order to help the girl feel less awkward until he exits for a moment and then I tell her what's up
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017
I decide to play the friend in order to help the girl feel less awkward until he exits for a moment and then I tell her what's up
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017
Then the third girl shows up - we'll call her Riley. The guy leaves again and Riley, katie, and I team up and decide to JT Must Die this sit
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017
The two girls and I have now gotten both bartenders and the bouncer in on this and are taking this guy for all he's worth over here
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017
He's now explaining why he broke up with his ex and Riley asked if he also met her on a "group date" ?
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017
Don't worry - we already asked if there's going to be a rose ceremony
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017
The two girls and I decided to be best friends, left together to go get drinks and dinner at another bar and left homeboy with the bill ??
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017
The end
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017
But it’s not the end!
Let’s recap: the three girls have just left Justin with the tab at the bar, the Truxton Inn, and have headed to a new bar to unwind after the crazy night they’ve had.
Here they are becoming BFFs:
We're now all hanging out at another bar together pic.twitter.com/jasDbaDQCL
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017
Thankfully, Lisette was friends with the bartenders, who were quick to intercept when Date #4 showed up.
JUSTIN. DUDE. FIND YOUR CHILL.
JK ITS NOT OVER! The bartender just texted us to tell us homeboy is on another date so I sent my friend over to retrieve his 8pm date
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017
I'm stealing his dates and making them my friends and I'm SO HERE FOR IT pic.twitter.com/88iqDi6mfX
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017
And just like that, one more for the team.
MRS. STEAL YOUR GIRL OVER HERE pic.twitter.com/27rY4QJ1EF
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017
But they just keep coming.
You guys girl number FIVE just showed up BEFORE going to meet him because my friends intercepted her and told her not to waste her time
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017
But she shows up and…
HE TOLD DATE NUMBER 5 THAT SHE WAS ALREADY CUT AND TO SAY HI TO ME AT THE BAR WHEN SHE I VITED HIM TO COME DRINK WITH US
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017
Lisette just happens to be outside when Justin is leaving #5 and this goes down:
Went outside to make a call and ran into him leaving #5. He then tells me I'm the only one he wants to get to know still but that I should
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017
Tell him if he should just fuck off. I tell him there's a difference between being efficient and being an asshole and he goes into "well im
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017
"...A project manager, I manage my time efficiently." And I say there's no way to know someone in 40 mins of you have 5 dates lined up
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017
So date #5 has officially joined the other girls at the bar, but when they decide to go back to the original bar, there he is. With date #6…who was with her mom and her aunt. The crew has now grown by three!
WE WENT BACK AND HE WAS WITH #6!
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017
He finally realized he wasn't winning and just walked out. #6 and her mom and aunt are now our new best friends
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017
Yeah, that’s right. Bye Justin. In text messages to Lisette, he tried to explain that he wasn’t on “dates,” per se…
He tried to say he was looking for love and his future wife. These "weren't dates" they were apparently "pre-date conversations"
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017
“Preliminary conversations?” BOY BYE.
Moral of the story:
You win some, you lose some - but hopefully you make three new best friends in the process ? cheers ladies ?? don't fuck with us pic.twitter.com/lxQ3f6Km2P
— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017
And if you happen to be roaming the streets, or Tindering in the DC area, watch out for this man, public enemy #1.
