After a breakup, there’s always an unofficial winner and loser. Here is a collection of losers whose desperate texts ended up getting them roasted. I don’t know what these people did to deserve such brutal responses, or lack thereof, but they are hilarious and I fully endorse them.
Not everyone’s breakups are heated, messy flame wars. Sometimes they’re civil. But honestly, those breakups are nothing but sad. Here at FML, we prefer watching the ones that go out with a bang. That way, we get to watch the sparks fly and enjoy the exploding tempers and bursts of rage with the same awe and wonder with which we watch the fireworks on the Fourth of July.
Thankfully, the Instagram account textsfromyourex is there for our entertainment when we need a good laugh. They collect submissions of texts (and other, more desperate attempts at communication) from people whose exes reached out when they really should have stayed away. The responses, or not, will crack you up. Here are some of our favorite!
1. I mean, it was cool when we weren't talking.
2. Yep, that's probably it. At least I goddamn hope so.
3. Time to change the password.
4. Really shows how much you mean to me.
5. Glad we can agree on one thing.
6. Pay up quick, that shit adds up fast.
8. I'm offended b the double spacing after each period.
13. And that's why it was unhealthy.
14. When you wake up to a nightmare.
17. You don't deserve anything sweet in your life.
19. In case you weren't sure.
20. Get your stinky ass away from me.
22. Literally what dad's been ready for since his daughter was born.
23. Should've let it get repossessed.
24. Glad you know how to use your phone.
25. As is ritual after a breakup.
27. Oh yeah, sorry. My bad.
28. And it's gonna stay that way.
29. The queen of impressions right here.
30. The quintessential guide to dealing with a fuckboy.
By Nina /
Tuesday 17 October 2017 15:21 /