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30 Times People’s Petty Exes Tried Texting Them and Got Totally Dragged

By Nina / jeudi 19 octobre 2017 12:00
After a breakup, there’s always an unofficial winner and loser. Here is a collection of losers whose desperate texts ended up getting them roasted. I don’t know what these people did to deserve such brutal responses, or lack thereof, but they are hilarious and I fully endorse them.

Not everyone’s breakups are heated, messy flame wars. Sometimes they’re civil. But honestly, those breakups are nothing but sad. Here at FML, we prefer watching the ones that go out with a bang. That way, we get to watch the sparks fly and enjoy the exploding tempers and bursts of rage with the same awe and wonder with which we watch the fireworks on the Fourth of July.

Thankfully, the Instagram account textsfromyourex is there for our entertainment when we need a good laugh. They collect submissions of texts (and other, more desperate attempts at communication) from people whose exes reached out when they really should have stayed away. The responses, or not, will crack you up. Here are some of our favorite!

1. I mean, it was cool when we weren't talking.

 

?

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2. Yep, that's probably it. At least I goddamn hope so.

 

This feels like poetry

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3. Time to change the password.

 

Okay but at least he has good taste in tv shows

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4. Really shows how much you mean to me.

 

One of the best ever?

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5. Glad we can agree on one thing.

 

It's good to agree

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6. Pay up quick, that shit adds up fast.

 

Savage

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7. Boy bye.

 

??????

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8. I'm offended b the double spacing after each period.

 

Cool story bro

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9. Well played.

 

This is why changing the name is always worth doing

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10. Woof woof.

 

Probably the saddest one ever

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11. Test run: failed.

 

When you text the wrong person.....

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12. Perfect execution.

 

1 million times yes

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13. And that's why it was unhealthy.

 

You will almost ALWAYS BE SORRY YOU reached out

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14. When you wake up to a nightmare.

 

NOT TODAY SATAN

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15. What moms are for.

 

much more healthy that way

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16. "Fooooore!"

 

This is A+ work

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17. You don't deserve anything sweet in your life.

 

How many nectarines?

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18. Deal.

 

Actually yes I would love that

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19. In case you weren't sure.

 

Just wanted to let you know

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20. Get your stinky ass away from me.

 

I love this guy

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21. A+ Spongebob drag.

 

Guess not....

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22. Literally what dad's been ready for since his daughter was born.

 

A healthy father daughter relationship

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23. Should've let it get repossessed.

 

So funny I wish I could post it twice

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24. Glad you know how to use your phone.

 

No need to speak any more thanks leave a voicemail and I'll delete it ok thx bye

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25. As is ritual after a breakup.

 

This is a perfect response

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26. "Not Today Satan"

 

???

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27. Oh yeah, sorry. My bad.

 

Can't stop laughing

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28. And it's gonna stay that way.

 

Actually yes. Yes it is

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29. The queen of impressions right here.

 

Things are getting weirrrrrd

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30. The quintessential guide to dealing with a fuckboy.

 

this. THIS. FOREVER

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