22 Times Church Signs Were So Funny, They Momentarily Made Church Sound Like Fun

Church doesn’t have to be boring. It’s not always hell and fury - these signs prove that often, churches can have great senses of humor. Whether that sense of humor continues inside, you’ll have to find out for yourself.

Whichever church was the first to put a sign out front was a genius. It’s a great way to let passers-by know service times and also real them in with a catchy pick-up line.

Every now and then you come across a gem of a church that has more to say on their sign that some gospel passage or other religious quote. Instead, you’ll find jokes, puns, and all around clever statements so funny, they’ll even make atheists laugh.

Here are some hilarious examples from across the states:

1. The rules were loud and clear.

2. How to get teens to church.

3. Come inside to check our his righteous beard.

4. I think that's cheating.

5. Your prayers have been answered.

6. This is basically the same as the last one, I know.

7. Life goals.

8. Greatest argument ever.

9. Me and you both, pal.

10. So you guys can get to steppin'.

11. Sign guy want to train his replacement early. 

12. This is your brain on drugs.

13. I'd go inside.

14. Jesus was a baller.

15. Damn his all-seeing eye!

16. Wise words from the wisest men of all.

17. Consice and to the point.

18. When your pastor listens to top 40.

19. But it's worth a try.

20. Incredibly relevant.

21. No pucks given.

22. That explains why so many people yell "oh, god" in bed. They're giving thanks.


By Nina / Monday 20 November 2017 15:44 /
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  Nina  |  32

of course. What would middle school dances have been without this song? (Yes, my middle school was weird and approved songs about strippers at school dances)

By  KittyMack  |  13

Re the implication that rocks are as much people as dogs are, that has always struck me as one of the most damaging evils of Catholicism and the other extra scary sects of Christianity (& likely other religions I have less familiarity with), the idea that man is the focus of creation and all other animals are wayyyy lower in value, really just here as a convenience to us. It surely pushes the followers at least subconsciously if not blatantly, to lack compassion in animal cruelty, conservation and other important ethical matters.
I am much less scared of religions like Wicca or traditional Native belief systems, because they encourage a respect for all life.

By  Taurus_ChicKa  |  36

Yep, #8 was totally insane. And dogs most certainly do have souls. They're living, breathing creatures. So that other church can suck it.

These are brilliant! I actually saw one similar to #17. I think it's still there, only now it says "cold" instead of "hot."