21 Tweets About College Life That Every College Student Can Relate To
In actuality, everyone’s college experience is different depending on a number of factors including your school and your personality. Regardless, there are certain truths about the college experience that apply to everyone. You know, like being broke, being exhausted all the time, and having the desire to fold yourself into a ball and cry every now and then. We've all been there.
If you are, or have ever been, a college student, then you know what I mean. These people definitely do.
1. It's cool, we didn't either.
High school teachers: "Your college profs aren't going to be as lenient as we are"— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) September 27, 2017
College profs: "Sorry I'm late I didn't want to come"
2. College students need their beauty sleep. God knows they don't get enough.
Double-checking the attendance policy while still in bed— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) September 26, 2017
3. Explain it to me like I'm five.
prof: any questions?— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) September 25, 2017
me: ya what the fuck
4. Quit while you're ahead.
In class this guy in front of me just opened up the registration website, dropped out of the class, and got up and left— Michael Hernandeƶ (@mixaelii) September 14, 2017
5. When you think you've made essays your bitch.
using microsoft word— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) September 24, 2017
*moves an image 1 mm to the left*
all text and images shift. 4 new pages appear. in the distance, sirens.
6. The world would be a harmonious place.
If only society treated one another other how college students treat each other on discussion post replies...— Evan (@EvansPosts) September 19, 2017
7. Because you and your prof were both at the same party last night.
High school teachers: I'm MRS. HARDASS and you will take me SERIOUSLY— Momma Becca (@HBecca2017) September 5, 2017
College profs: what up I'm Josh and class is cancelled cuz I'm tired
8. Fuck you, 8ams.
The 4 stages of a morning lecture pic.twitter.com/C5uLy09nYy— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) September 18, 2017
9. I'd sell my soul to the devil to save $350 on a textbook.
IT: I got free access codes down here— miss keisha (@shanks_yew) September 7, 2017
College students: pic.twitter.com/bcbBG8Zxnt
10. Congratulations, you just won college.
What college actually is like pic.twitter.com/xlRTEfxyR6— Maddie Gibson (@maddyfgibson) September 20, 2017
11. I do not miss the days of hitchhiking to campus because the parking struggle was too real to drive myself.
STOP ENCOURAGING EVERYONE TO GO TO COLLEGE THERE IS NOT ENOUGH PARKING— Austin Sawyer (@austy23) August 29, 2017
12. Taking shits in college makes you woke.
High school bathroom graffiti: brittneys a hoe!!— Roxanne ? (@roxgranat) September 22, 2017
College bathroom graffiti: Our entire society was founded on racism and misogyny
13. Cookie dough roulette.
Eating raw cookie dough is the best option for college students— Noah Hazel (@noahhazel55) September 19, 2017
1. No cooking time
2. Tastes better than regular cookies
3. You may die
14. When your whole day is thrown off.
high school: "assigned seating is so stupid"— college student (@collegeprobIem) September 18, 2017
college: "why is he sitting in my seat? that's my seat... i sit there everyday"
15. My name's Rod, and I like to party.
college freshman in ikea: hi where are the empty liquor bottles for putting on top of your kitchen cupboards— jaboukie young-white (@jaboukie) August 30, 2017
16. See you tomorrow, whoever you are.
At College you can talk to someone all the time and still have no clue what their name is— Tweet Like A Girl (@TweetLikeAGirI) September 4, 2017
17. *whoosh* Over. My. Head.
My college experience in one picture pic.twitter.com/cPKlCLEsaX— Rika? (@pettyygod) September 14, 2017
18. Sometimes you've gotta relieve your stress.
College kids will literally find any excuse to drink like u could be like "yo it's my cousin's hamster's birthday" & everyone will black out— jassmin (@jassminziad) September 6, 2017
19. So generous, thanks.
My university gave me free anxiety https://t.co/SF8yrraCMY— Teymour (@Teymour_Ashkan) September 19, 2017
20. College broke is knowing you have no money and burning what little you do have anyway.
Hey parent$. College i$ good. Thank$ for a$king. I ju$t feel like I'm mi$$ing $omething. I wi$h I knew what it wa$. Be$t wi$he$.— College Life (@CollegeDotLife) September 26, 2017
21. Nice to know the respect is mutual.
Emailing professors be like— Average College Kid (@AvgCollegeKid) September 26, 2017
Me: *polite greeting, multiple paragraphs, perfect grammar*
Professor: "sure" -sent from my iPhone