FML : 18 Of The Funniest Tweets From This Week To Hopefully Defrost Your Souls

18 Of The Funniest Tweets From This Week To Hopefully Defrost Your Souls

By Nadine / dimanche 4 mars 2018 10:00

It's a terrible world where terrible things happen. Will we ever escape the icy tundra commonly referred to as winter? Will our bodies thaw out, will we see the sun and experience joy again? And not to sound dramatic or anything, but it's clear that the only salvation we have is the internet -- and more specifically Twitter, where all these emotions can be turned into 280 characters of pure hilarity. Every week there are new ones to look forward to, and we've compiled the best of them right here into a list for you. Enjoy!

1. Good question honestly who comes up with these things?

the icarly episode when they break into their teachers house and find out she has a room dedicated to randy jackson. like what who wrote that
— Natalie Ray (@_natalieray) February 25, 2018

2. Seems like the logical assumption to make.

Just spotted a cat on someone's porch, miaowing to be let in. Without thinking, I walked up to the door, rang the bell, nodded to the cat and left. It was only I rounded the corner I realised what I'd done as I heard the owner shouting FUCK ME SARAH THE CAT JUST RANG THE DOORBELL
— Philip Larkin (@philiplarkin) February 24, 2018

3.Oh shit no one tell PETA or this toddler is going to jail.

I've watched this GIF at least 100 times now, cry-laughing the entire time. pic.twitter.com/Hih7VJe28T
— Helen 侯-Sandí (@helenhousandi) February 23, 2018

4....They got me. I was hooked.

13 year olds now days smoke weed, drink, and eat tide pods

when I was 13, I had my first love, therewasnobodythatcomparedtomybabyandnobodycamebetweenusorcouldevercomeabove
— Sam⚡️Clark (@SamClark_23) February 28, 2018

5. This must be real love.

romance isn’t dead pic.twitter.com/OyVetkO14j
— nicole ✨ (@nicolexrocco_) February 26, 2018

6. Anyone have a tissue because we're crying from laughter over here.

Nacho had heard stories of the evil couch monster, but never thought it would come for him. pic.twitter.com/17g94xkXR3
— Clint Falin (@ClintFalin) February 27, 2018

7. Damn millenials!

*gets hit by a car*

Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"

Me: "Please... I need my... phone"

*opens Twitter*

Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
— diego (@shadesof666) February 25, 2018

8. True story.

me 5 years ago: the internet isnt your diary sweetie(:

me now: whats up twitter today i cried in a mcdonald’s bathroom
— 🍒 (@scamful) February 27, 2018

9. She has spoken, and she has spoken correctly.

The egg don’t swim to the sperm bitch never chase a man
— hanaaa (@hanamurray3) February 27, 2018

10. Let all us garbage brethren unite.

Twitter is really the only app I can deal with. Facebook everybody’s happy. Instagram everybody’s perfect. Snapchat everybody’s lip syncing to songs they don't know. This app will always be home to me because we’re all trash.
— j ø j ø 🍉 (@cloutboyjojo) February 26, 2018

11. Gru???

i honestly thought those were your legs https://t.co/WN6SbOoATh
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) February 24, 2018

12. Wait, scratch that other tweet. THIS has gotta be love.

My marriage has turned into a nightly routine of my wife and I running down the list of reasons we should go to bed early so we can wake up and get shit done the next day, then by the 675th cat gif on reddit we both yell “how the fuck is it 3am?!” Worth it. I love her.
— T-Pain (@TPAIN) February 28, 2018

13. You know we gotta throw in at least one of these every week!

How to beat your face:

Moisturize
Eyebrows
Primer
Eye makeup
Foundation
Concealer
We overthrow
Men at
Midnight
Set/bake
Contour
Blush
Highlight
Lips
Setting spray
— ashley (@kimkarASHlian) February 25, 2018