17 Tweets That Are Funny And Relatable To Take Your Mind Off The Three Long Days Ahead Before Thanksgiving
We at FML spend so much time reading through all the submissions to sort out trash from treasure that we get bummed before too long. That’s why we take the occasional Twitter breaks to pick us back up.
Here are some of our favorite Tweets from the week that made us laugh!
1. He wants your man.
OK SO DID I DO SOMETHING TO OFFEND THE WEDDING PHOTOGRAPHER? pic.twitter.com/Fc041Bofkk— Mike T (@majtague) November 11, 2017
2. I'd see it.
I'm ready for the all-female reboot of America.— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) November 11, 2017
3. Watch out for this one.
Overheard in dressing room— emery lord (@emerylord) November 12, 2017
Girl 1: that dress is CUTE on you
Girl 2: well, yes. but is it cute enough to destroy his whole life?
4. I took it too far, I know.
when you make a self-deprecating joke but it’s too intense and everyone gets upset pic.twitter.com/xWWyY4b60T— garam masala (@badkuthi69) November 10, 2017
5. Identity issues.
stop naming your babies James. name him Jame. he is one Jame.— kelly johnson from wisconsin (@ohheyohhihello) November 13, 2017
6. something to look forward to.
weird how 15 years from now it might be ur wedding or ur kids birthday but rn it's just a regular shitty day— baby (@extensiveIy) November 10, 2017
7. Nope, sorry, too much to ask for.
Call me old-fashioned, but I want a man who will protect me like I'm the reputation of a guy he's never met— Kate Willett (@katewillett) November 11, 2017
8. I wish I could take you all home!
Just saw a very stoned young man in the 7/11 look at the selection of chips sadly and say softly “there’s too many of you”— ??? Patrick Lenton ??? (@PatrickLenton) November 10, 2017
l need to go to target. idk what for, but i’ll figure it out when l get there— tara (@taranicole1321) November 13, 2017
10. here we are.
twitter in 2014: oh cool ellen took a selfie with a bunch of other celebrities— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) November 12, 2017
twitter in 2017: the president just called kim jong-un fat
11. Public display of savagery.
Professor asked what “ghosted” meant and this girl said “what Brian over there did to me 3 weeks ago” it’s time for me to head on home— Wes (@foxmccloud82) November 14, 2017
12. Let me get some of that knowledge.
When you're in the middle of an exam and the professor is explaining something to someone pic.twitter.com/UIhtlfoo7N— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) November 14, 2017
13. Which of these extremes are you?
introvert/extrovert quizzes are so funny bc they're always like— paul rudd (@philsadelphia) November 8, 2017
1. Where are you happiest?
A) Reading a book by myself in the dark while crying
B) Snorting cocaine off a park bench with 80 of my closest friends
14. Something's off.
what kind of a SOCIOPATH does sock shoe sock shoe https://t.co/8qicrcB1mI— Bri Schwapp (@brischh) November 9, 2017
15. Thanks for helping...
one of my fondest memories of community college was when i answered a question in a class with my laptop open and the professor was like "you didn't know that you looked it up!" but the guy sitting behind me yelled "no she didn't shes lookin at anime"— i340 Darklyn (@DazzlynReed) November 12, 2017
when you're walking past people in a movie theater to get to your seat pic.twitter.com/krKcn3nstB— mørgan (@korgankenzie) November 8, 2017
17. Who is really the abominable ho man?
WE NEED ANSWERS pic.twitter.com/uyhHWmIsLW— Meninist (@MeninistTweet) November 15, 2017