16 Tweets To Celebrate Getting Through The First Week Of The 2018
1. Our favorite kind of ending.
Learn a new skill in 2018. pic.twitter.com/5qKxtv133T— Ben Peter Griffin (@GameGriffin) January 1, 2018
2. One can only hope.
. @realDonaldTrump new year new you?— Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) January 1, 2018
3. Welcome to the Twilight Zone.
time zones are so weird like, australia is already in 2018, europe still in 2017 and the US in 1950...so weird lmaoo— faggrat (@faggrat) December 31, 2017
4. Don't act like you don't know.
I hate when my Touch ID doesn’t work on my phone like c’mon you already know it’s me with a little chicken tenders grease— Dalton (@TheDaltonHill) December 29, 2017
Bank account nice and empty. Starting the year on a clean slate— Lincoln Park (@Lincoln_PH) January 1, 2018
6. Yeah, I didn't forget.
Gotta stick your middle finger at your laptop camera every now and again to let the government know you know— Woo$Ah (@IfeTheGreat_) January 3, 2018
7. Overthinking is just a form of being thorough.
me: don’t look too deep into it— McLovin? (@playboiwes) December 30, 2017
also me: pic.twitter.com/Czqs3es6fp
8. And now it's your turn.
Today my five year-old laughed at this painting in the middle of a museum for like six minutes pic.twitter.com/AHlNJiZU5R— Adam Rex (@MrAdamRex) January 1, 2018
9. What a time that was.
The first week of Pokémon GO was probably the closest the we'll ever be to world peace.— Chris Tung ? (@lil_tungsta) December 31, 2017
10. Solid advice.
closure isn’t real just cut your hair and pretend it didn’t happen— sophia (@sophcolette) December 30, 2017
11. This isn't creepy at all, Facebook...
Google: We really value your privacy— Marques Brownlee (@MKBHD) December 31, 2017
Twitter: We’d never collect anything
Apple: We securely encrypt everything on-device.
Facebook: Literally gives you an ad for something you dreamt about
12. You know what else?
them: you never talk. You're so shy— عُمر (@evilful) January 1, 2018
13. Head for the hotel.
ME: *realises I've just stepped on an ant* oh no— Jon (@ArfMeasures) January 3, 2018
JOHN WICK: Has anyone seen my pet ant?
ME: OH NO
14. Wrong. Fresh fried chicken in the whip is the dream.
LMAO Pimp My Ride was so extra for no reason. Just cuz a nigga like chicken don't mean I need a deep fryer in the whip. I can't see the road— tay?loko (@tayloko_) January 2, 2018
15. He's really such an innovator.
Just got Ed Sheeran’s new album pic.twitter.com/zeNClYMy8h— Harvey Lindsay (@HarveyLindsay) January 2, 2018
16. Stuntin' on haters in that shared bedroom with four flatmates for $2k. Cha-ching, bitches.
Millenials. Walking around like they rent the place.— Spence (@SpenceDen) January 3, 2018