1. It's just Marvin, pay him no mind.

this morning at 7-eleven i saw a lizard next to the coffee maker and the cashier said "no worries that's just marvin, he likes the smell"

— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) April 2, 2018

2. I've been hurt before, but not like this.

Snapchat took our trash talk about the update to heart. They didn’t even send me an Easter snap

— Tyler Chapman (@T_STREETZ69) April 1, 2018

3. Please check out this guys insane moves

My dude is on the clock and GETTIN’ it pic.twitter.com/etuA2N3KjP

— Jasmine (@JasmineLWatkins) April 5, 2018

4. On the next episode of Hoarders: Toilet Seat Edition

Dear Amazon, I bought a toilet seat because I needed one. Necessity, not desire. I do not collect them. I am not a toilet seat addict. No matter how temptingly you email me, I'm not going to think, oh go on then, just one more toilet seat, I'll treat myself.

— Jac Rayner (@GirlFromBlupo) April 6, 2018

5. You already know

*walmart yodel remix starts playing at the club*

me: pic.twitter.com/zCYWbmdbuT

— nicholas pasquale (@nick_p19) April 3, 2018

6. Get this little girl on Ellen STAT.

so my 12 year old sister made this sign and held it up in the airport in front of EVERYONE as i was walking down the escalator after my SCHOOL trip. pic.twitter.com/dUKzhMlrjn

— alexa (@alexarosecarter) April 6, 2018

7. Shade has been thrown.

guys that r grossed out about girls getting their periods are lame. i'm sure your mother was praying to get hers but got you instead, tragic

— rav (@Doughbvy) April 5, 2018

8. This is the greatest video edit of all time.

IMA GO TO HELL FOR LAUGHING pic.twitter.com/D3KoYBeDrT

— J (: (@bbbyjocey) April 2, 2018

9. Those crazy kids finally did it.

im crying im so happy for them pic.twitter.com/WNxmnQxswY

— lucas (@lostboy) April 2, 2018

10. "He aint got time for no THOT."

SO MY BROTHER GOT HIS HEART BROKEN TODAY AND I THOUGHT I WOULD JOKE AROUND AND PLAY SAD MUSIC INSTEAD MY MANS HAD AN EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN pic.twitter.com/W8afoLl4oa

— zak (@zoulfu) April 5, 2018

11. This week's Most Relatable Tweet™

when you step on your dogs paw and they make that little “aarf” sound pic.twitter.com/Ru4IqWCIt8

— 🌻 (@_michicuervo) April 6, 2018

12. Drinking the spilled juice is a metaphor for everyone's life.

“how’s life going?”

me: pic.twitter.com/4vUshg7u5B

— deni 🌹 67 (@thestyIestimes) April 4, 2018

13. Romance isn't dead!

my boyfriend was like "you want me to sing you to sleep?" i was like uh you've never sang me to sleep before what's going on here??? and this dude started yodeling like the lil boy from walmart oh my god

— spicyma (@shiku___) April 3, 2018

14. Finally, we have answers based on science.

This is how hurricanes start. pic.twitter.com/OoZ7Msqgqy

— Clint Falin (@ClintFalin) April 3, 2018

15. How has it taken so long for someone to do this?!

‘walk it like I talk it’ crossover featuring dr.seuss pic.twitter.com/LQdzIcGGUY

— 📹 (@longlive_nixon) April 1, 2018

16. The joke of life is on her though.

my 93 y/o resident had me watering her flowers for well over 20 minutes because they had to be perfect. she then told me to look at them really closely and tell me if i noticed anything. they were fake, literally not real at all. then she said april fools go get me a coffee. Lmao

— KD (@ky_denzz) April 1, 2018