16 Completely Bitter But Funny Tweets About Everyone's Hate For Valentine's Day
1. Am I laughing or crying?
Joke's on you, people trying to make me feel bad about Valentine's Day -- I feel bad every day
— the hippo account (@InternetHippo) February 2, 2015
2. But, chocolate though.
Happy Valentine's Day!!!!! 💕 Just remember that this occasion is manufactured by capitalists to gain more profit!!! Have a nice day!
— Milenyal Ng Maynila (@MillennialOfMNL) February 13, 2018
3. Treat. Yo. self.
Me on a date with myself on Valentine’s day: pic.twitter.com/EK4b6Tbgdi
— Bae (@GirlfriendNotes) January 25, 2018
4. Let’s cut the crap.
Can we drop the pretense of "President's Day" and just call it "I needed a long weekend because Valentine's Day is garbage"
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) February 17, 2014
4. An actual photo of every single person who says this on Valentine’s Day.
Me on Valentine's day: " This is a money making scheme we shouldn't be practicing it!"
— Nikesh Kooverjee ❌ (@NikeshKooverjee) January 29, 2018
Also me on Valentine's day: pic.twitter.com/AzoItxULvz
5. If you think your V-day is bad, at least it's not this bad.
Happy Valentine's Day Eve! I just want everyone to know that one time in college I tried to search for my crush on Facebook, accidentally made his name my status, and then my phone died.
— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) February 13, 2018
6. This video has never been more appropriate than it is today.
me leaving instagram comments on Valentine’s Day
— GirlReligion (@girlreligionco) January 21, 2018
pic.twitter.com/4r094qHH1s
7. There goes all that potential progress.
I almost wasn't going to drink this week, but tomorrow's Valentine's Day, so.
— Issa Rae (@IssaRae) February 14, 2018
8. This woman is a hero and deserves respect.
Can't wait for Valentines Day. I'm gonna run into as many restaurants as I can shouting "Knew I'd find you here! You bastard" then run out.
— Ruthe Repeal Phoenix (@RuthePhoenix) January 24, 2015
9. Annnnd I think I'll start right away!
Person: "You have any plans for Valentine's day?"
— Jack Mull (@J4CKMULL) January 24, 2018
Me: pic.twitter.com/zpNUyrav9A
10. ...I’m just going to go back to bed now and sleep for 1,000 years.
Don't feel sad about being alone on Valentine's Day. Everybody is alone, really. And even if you get close to somebody, they always hurt you, more than a stranger could, either by their words or actions or inaction, or simply by dying.
— Limmy's Vines TOUR (@DaftLimmy) February 13, 2018
Be happy!
11. This is excellent placement. The store knows exactly what they're doing.
Two types of people on Valentine's Day pic.twitter.com/mZHjdLjTUZ
— Alcoholic Tweets (@alcohol_tweets) February 1, 2016
12. Apple just wants to remind you that they’re thinking of you.
Valentine's Day is tomorrow. Everybody is gonna be waking up to a cute paragraph & imma be waking up to "iOS 11.2.5 update is available"
— Cole Buer (@coIehearted) February 13, 2018
13. Oh no.
CLERK: you buying roses for yourself?
— Maggie Stiefvater (@mstiefvater) February 13, 2018
ME: hell ya!
CLERK: your man should be buying them for you
ME: i don’t believe in Valentine’ Day if we’re not upholding the principles of the holiday each day what’s the purpose of the institution of marriage or even really of coupling
CLERK:
14. Facts.
Remember, Valentine's Day is the only day you're allowed to love your significant other
— jacksfilms (@jacksfilms) February 13, 2018
15.When you’re trying to be a supportive friend but low-key hate them for being happy.
All these couples talkin bout Valentine's Day plans @67Wfried pic.twitter.com/pPLxepjX2g
— Lily (@lilykatefreddy) February 2, 2016
16. Got a whole day planned!
Valentine's Day plan:
— pandamusk (@pandamusk) February 12, 2016
1. Breakfast in bed
2. Chocolates
3. Watch movie
4. Dinner for two.
5. Regret eating two dinners.
6. Cry alone.
Canada
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