1. George Orwell where you at?

La Croix tastes like the only soft drink they'd allow in a dystopian future where no one is allowed to have emotions

— Brandon Sutton (@PrettyBadLefty) February 10, 2018

2. Do you think it's too late to send a follow up email?

It's been 4 years since my job interview.

I'm beginning to suspect they chose someone else

— Cole Buer (@coIehearted) February 11, 2018

3. This week's Most Relatable Tweet™

why did my parents make me think it was illegal to turn a light on inside a car while driving throughout my entire childhood

— jarrett (@JarrettsPosts) February 12, 2018

4. Everyone's AIM profile ever.

some relatable quote account in 2009: s(he) be(lie)ve(d)

my 13 yr old ass: pic.twitter.com/EfvOcNMv5a

— john (@Scarlet4UrMa) February 11, 2018

5. And then this knowledge is immediately deleted afterwards.

Me my entire life: Barely realizes snowboarding exists

Me 2 days into the Olympics: If McMorris thinks he's getting on the podium with anything less than a clean 1620 toe grab, he's a fool

— Riane Konc (@theillustrious) February 11, 2018

6. Harry Potter, except realistic as hell.

Voldemort: I’m here to kill Harry Pott- [struggling to open baby gate]

James Potter: push down and then pull back

Voldemort: I am [still struggling]

Lily Potter: jiggle it he needs to jiggle it

Voldemort: I AM JIGGLING IT; You know what forget it I’ll come back when he’s 10

— FirstTimeDad (@NewDadNotes) February 11, 2018

7. Fire safety is important but so is getting a good night's sleep okay...

well i'm sold pic.twitter.com/2ofnSRZiMF

— juan (@juanbuis) February 11, 2018

8. Silence is golden.

When you speak two language but start losing both vocabulary in both of them

Byelingual

— ʝazz (@seulchurene) February 11, 2018

9. This is the stuff of nightmares.

Me on the outside vs me on the inside pic.twitter.com/WqIO6Fh0ZB

— Matteo (@MatteoGenota) February 12, 2018

10. Honestly guys can you lighten up a little?

ME, watching the olympic ice dancing: this is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in my life. this is the pinnacle of human achievement. i am weeping
ANNOUNCER: this pathetic worm held her arm kind of weird on the landing. she has shamed her country and family
ME: oh. okay

— lust-cait of the gutters (@chaeronaea) February 11, 2018

11. I live here now. Send mother my love.

we went to waffle house at 2 am and it was super icy outside so the workers gave us serving trays to go sledding outside of the restaurant, and our waitress took my phone and charged it when it died. its not a waffle house but a waffle home.

— sarah!! (@sarahhhclifton) February 11, 2018

12. Safety first.

This gif kills me. Death is literally gushing towards you and you really gon do a whole 3-point turn 😩 pic.twitter.com/V1uJOJTyBV

— zander (@finah) February 10, 2018

13. This is why millenials are terrified of procreating.

wait till the end..... 😳 pic.twitter.com/MYy37dtPhX

— dibby (@chrysantizzle) February 10, 2018

14. "MY VOTE DOESN'T COUNT" -Your MCM.

Your MCM signed a petition to bring back the old Snapchat... He didn’t bother to register to vote for the 2016 Presidential Election. He 22.

— RUCKlN (@RUCKlN) February 10, 2018

15. It is now a weapon.

I broke an apple slicer and made a very dangerous apple. pic.twitter.com/yGSzZA6ljL

— Mr. Drinks On Me (@Mr_DrinksOnMe) February 11, 2018