14 Of The Funniest Tweets From This Week!

1. It's been an uphill battle, and I did not make it!
Very proud to announce that I am officially a lost cause! Thank you all for your continued support unfortunately it was all for nothing!
— Ellie (@uh_laine) March 19, 2018
2. Dog be like "This phone is worth over 500 oversea, yo."
my mom just sent me this video of my dog stealing her phone i’m crying im laughing so hard pic.twitter.com/dMxomEIaIt
— Annika Bobb (@annika_bobb) March 22, 2018
3. I feel personally attacked
my organs: ...water....pls..
— Wigmund Freud (@AdulteRus) March 19, 2018
me, pouring a glass of wine: come get y’all juice!!
4. WAIT FOR IT
my dog charlie is severely over weight and was tryna get up the stairs today and i thought encouragement would help and .. pic.twitter.com/JG8xtWIMsT
— is (@IsabelleMcCrady) March 21, 2018
5. The olden days.
i just had a horrible flashback to the pre-spotify days when i used to download all my music with youtube to mp3 converters & manually organize them into itunes albums with album art i found on google images
— emi (@plantblogger) March 20, 2018
6. She absolutely killed it.
Omg it was “Crazy Hair Day” at my cousins school and she wore this đ pic.twitter.com/9Y1SxVETF1
— Nick đ”đ· (@bimbardashien) March 20, 2018
7. We've moved on to Instastories now anyway hunny.
idc how hard life gets I’m not putting my feelings on Snapchat with a black screen
— LITssy (@litssyyxxo) March 19, 2018
8. Thinking about going to the gym counts as your workout for the day.
me at the gym pic.twitter.com/VIirHRhhBc
— khanyo wa se taboo đ (@ThatKhanyoGuyy) March 20, 2018
9. This week's Most Relatable Tweet™
Nobody talks about Jesus' miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s
— Mormonger (@Mormonger) March 18, 2018
10. THAT ESCALATED SO QUICKLY
Ski lift from hell! pic.twitter.com/2aly25bzJT
— jfg (@allin1jose) March 16, 2018
11. The guy laying down is definitely #1 someone please buy his mirror.
Looking at posts from people trying to sell mirrors is my new favourite thing pic.twitter.com/TnWpTbwFZY
— Siv (@SilviuMajor) March 21, 2018
12. "I'm famous on the internet, MOM"
“Please get a job” my mom desperately cries from outside my room as I strategically photoshop an image of something I like on the Krusty Krab, and something I dislike on the Chum Bucket. She’s completely oblivious to the amount of retweets I’ll be compensated for this masterpiece
— kb (@kbnoswag) March 20, 2018
13. If you watch nothing else today please at least watch this.
heard a couple arguing so I whipped out my phone and this is what I gotđ pic.twitter.com/29P2lTkfH2
— DÉčÇÊ (@DrewBrands44) March 17, 2018
14. 90s kids KNOW.
if you’re having a bad day, here’s a picture of my grandma getting my lil cousin to be quiet in church........... pic.twitter.com/ZsmWxOOsXR
— e'shante gine (@muvahpeez) March 17, 2018