14 FMLs That Are Like, OK I Guess For National Blasé Day

For those of you who don’t know, or who’ve only ever pretended to know, here is the definition of “blasé”:
blasé (adj): apathetic to pleasure or excitement as a result of excessive indulgence or enjoyment
Here at FML we’ve seen all kinds of submissions, from the weird to the wonderful (but mostly weird), so we’re desensitized to pretty much everything. Often, when you’re that apathetic, you can come off as an antisocial stick in the mud, which is lame, but like, whatever [notice the blasé attitude].
The good news is that on national blasé day, you’re allowed to be blasé about anything you want, and when people point out how self-important or snobbish you might be acting, you can politely inform them that today it’s totally permissible because it’s #BlaséDay.
For the special occasion, we’ve gathered a whole cornucopia of FMLs about people’s blasé attitudes to give you some ideas of what to be blasé about today.