10 Tweets About Kylie Jenner's Hilariously Awkward Choice In Baby Name
They’ve officially gone too far. I mean, we get it. The Kardashians can do whatever they want. And most celebrities name their kids crazy shit anyway. But….why? What happens to celebrities that makes them want to name their children the most bizarre names of all time? Is this something that happens to people once they reach a certain level of fame? This is beyond your average “I’m making shit up so my kid can have a unique name” which is the non-celebrity-but-equally-offensive version of naming your kid. It’s that they’re choosing random, weird nouns that already exist and giving them to their children as monikers. Think about it: Gwyneth Paltrow’s “Apple,” Michael Jackson’s “Blanket,” Beyonce and Jay Z’s “Blue Ivy” Or even the ones in the Kardashian clan themselves: North, Dream, Saint, Chicago… Why?
I guess we will never know. So here are a bunch of tweets about the hilarity of it all.
1. All future family gatherings will sound like this...
why are the Kardashian babies sounding like a weather forecast: it’s Stormi in North Chicago with a little bit of Reign— Andrew Kanatsky (@AndrewKanatsky) February 6, 2018
2. Stormi days ahead.
Kylie Jenner’s disappearance from the media for the last 9 months was the calm before the Stormi— DJ Barney (@djbarneyuk) February 6, 2018
3. Plot twist.
i hope Khloe fucks everyone’s expectations now after Chicago + Stormi and names her kid Sharon or Mark— Anna Cafolla (@AnnaCafolla) February 6, 2018
4. Oh, Kylie. You missed a pretty hot topic.
kylie jenner naming her kid stormi is a pretty extravagant way to tell everyone she doesn’t watch the news— alex english (@alex3nglish) February 6, 2018
5. Wait, which article is this?
why is everybody upset about the name Kylie Jenner gave her baby, I think Stormi Lady Doritos Jenner is a beautiful name— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) February 6, 2018
6. The last one is definitely the best.
Kylie Jenner named her baby Stormi.— Tori (@twohler26) February 6, 2018
She plans to have 4 more children named Cloudi, Raini, Snowi and Scattered Showers.
7. Because it's just so subtle and pretty.
i hope Stormi is just a nickname for Kylie’s baby and the real name is Category Five Hurricane.— j ø j ø 🍉 (@cloutboyjojo) February 7, 2018
8. This tweet is too real.
“Stormi” is a name you give your kid when you’re confident you’ll always ne so rich they’ll never have to get a job— erin ryan (@morninggloria) February 6, 2018
9. This guy is on our level.
The Kardashians must literally pull weather related names out of a hat when they name their babies!!!North ??? Stormi ??? JUST CALL IT KATIE OR SOMETHING— Evan (@EvansPosts) February 6, 2018
10. Seriously who's going to tell her?
KYLIE: After my long break from all news and social media, I’ve decided to name my baby Stormi!— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) February 7, 2018
REST OF PLANET: *quietly draws straws to decide who’s going to tell her*