10 FMLs About The Shitshow That Is Black Friday

On this most hellish of days, may the odds be ever in your favor.

I don’t think it takes much imagination to connect Black Friday and FMLs. How could a day spent in a capitalist cesspool not result in horror stories? If you’re strong enough to brave the crowds, or, god help me, wait in line in the wee hours of the morning, I salute you. But for those of you who have no desire to be suckerpunched by some dude who’s desire for the PlayStation 4 is stronger than Hurricane Harvey, you might want to stay home. Besides, there are leftover from last night in the fridge that have got your name on it.

1. A common mistake, I'm sure.

2. Pressure's on!

3. Back to square one.

4. Curse the tiny, silent feet of children.

5. He really loves his Eggos.

6. I mean, based on these other stories, he's not wrong.

7. Ungrateful scoundrels.

8. Understandable.

9. What about the other guy?

10. The silver-sollar pancakes are worth it.

By Nina / Tuesday 21 November 2017 11:04 /
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