10 FMLs About Shitty Santas That Will Give You Real Life Nightmares Before Christmas

If you want to be dreaming of a white Christmas, don’t read these FMLs because will give you nightmares instead. Here are 10 times people Xmas dreams were shattered by terrible Santas.
1. The stress of the holiday season is really getting to him.
2. A little too much eggnog?
3. Production costs are at an all-time high. Santa's getting desperate.
4. We all have a dark side.
5. Hard times have fallen on the North Pole.
6. Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
7. You will NOT be coming down my chimney tonight.
8. Hey, it could've been alive. Everything in perspective.
9. How could you have expected him to say that?
10. I don't think he's going to like it there.
By Nina /
Thursday 7 December 2017 16:34 /