sanchitgoyal

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Chandigarh, India
35 years-old
Thursday 01 March 1990
single

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I use fml to find some laughter in My Life. Message Me if you would like to talk :)

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By Jesusman - this FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, as I helped my boss set up catering at our café, she was stressing about having enough time for everything when the DJ chimed in with, "Why don't you ask him to help?" It got awkwardly quiet as they looked at me and he realized I was a girl. Then he tried saying, "By him, I mean Jesus." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2018 20:30

Today, after 3 days of hearing a car alarm going off almost continuously, the city finally came and towed it. Immediately after, the owner showed up with a switchblade, inquiring who called the city. My neighbors ratted me out, despite the fact I had nothing to do with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2018 03:18

Today, my son pointed out that his friends in relationships have no fun, no money, get nagged constantly and all in return for infrequent unsatisfying sex. An unfair trade in his opinion. I couldn't help agreeing with him. My wife overheard what we were saying and is threatening divorce. FML

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By TeaSea - 11/02/2018 01:30

Today, I told my class I was giving them 60 seconds to do a problem. A girl replied furiously "At least give us one minute!!" I teach a high school honors math class. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2016 06:58 - Israel - Tel Aviv

Today, I introduced my kind and amazing Iranian boyfriend to my mother. When he went to use the rest room, she warned me to "knock it off with this Bin Laden fetish" or she'll have me put on psychiatric hold. FML

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