Whitecocoa432

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Vermont , USA
28 years-old
Thursday 04 December 1997
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"Life is not about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away" Love basketball ❤ and always wanna meet new people! I like to think I'm fun and love doing new things

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By coolest_mom - 25/11/2015 06:00

Today, while changing my daughter's diaper, I lifted up her butt to wipe her, which coincidentally caused her to fart. I hadn't wiped her yet so the force of air caused poop to fly at me at high speed, landing on my chest and face. My husband burst out laughing, saying, "You've been ass-blasted!" FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2015 02:13 - United States - Herndon

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm Dad." FML

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By dancincherrychic - 25/10/2015 19:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was making sweet potato chips using my new slicer. I didn't mean to make a pinky finger chip as well. FML

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By Gassy - 21/09/2015 14:45 - Australia - Rydalmere

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML

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By kobolobo - 11/08/2015 16:45 - United States - Redmond

Today, my mom meant to send a picture of her poop to my aunt, but sent it to my swim coach instead. FML

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Wednesday 12 August 2015 9:35

My coach just sent back question marks. I'm pretty sure I'm more embarrassed than my mom.