Big baby
By pansypup - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Rio Rancho
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By pansypup - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Rio Rancho
By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 23:01 - United States - Parkersburg
By Anonymous - 30/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Foam Lake
By dannidoll93 - 22/08/2015 14:59 - United Kingdom - Padiham
By cuckoo - 22/08/2015 03:59 - United States - Mobile
OP here, clearing a few things up. This actually happened a couple of years ago before I moved out but thought it would make a fun FML. The girlfriend and I are both female. I had unpacked the rest of my bag (including my toothbrush) when I got home but was waiting until everyone had cleared out of my room to put the vibrator away. :) I just did my best to avoid his questions until he forgot! I'm enjoying all the comments :D