MeleahKat

miss

0
Followed

0
Followers

5
Badges!

0
Comments

177
Visits

79
Favorites

Texas, USA
29 years-old
Sunday 11 February 1996
couple

A propos de Meleahkat

Not specified

Meleahkat - Followers

Meleahkat - Followed

Meleahkat's page visits

lovers5201

jtrout1040

Fucked!

Meleahkat's FML badges

2_badgename

2_badgedesc

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

16_badgename

16_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Meleahkat's favorite FMLs

Home again

By GD. - 21/02/2009 22:11 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

agreeclassic 299 926

vote type 1 67 623

By Anonymous - 02/11/2013 20:23 - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend left me for another girl. My dad's reaction to the news and my tears was to say, "Aww. Gonna write a song about it, Taylor Swift?" FML

agreeclassic 58 011

vote type 1 8 394

By PapaW - 01/11/2013 07:01 - United States - Lehi

Today, I got a new cell phone number and sent a text to my wife. Playing around, I said, "Hey sexy are you alone yet? I'm ready to come over." She responded with, "Hey, yeah he is at work - did you get a new number?" FML

agreeclassic 97 566

vote type 1 7 122

By cantcloselegs - 20/10/2013 12:39 - United States

Today, I was using my new curling iron to curl my hair. I was sitting down. Suddenly I dropped the iron and, as a reflex, I caught it between my bare thighs. FML

agreeclassic 49 854

vote type 1 6 176

Joker brain

By Anonymous - 15/10/2013 21:48 - United States - Round Lake

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies, and as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't see why I should know more, because I'm a girl, and "girls aren't supposed to know about superheroes." FML

agreeclassic 55 717

vote type 1 4 144