Booze 'em young
By ChiefKoala - this FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Harriman
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By ChiefKoala - this FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Harriman
By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 21:50 - United States - Franklin Park
By DC. - 08/02/2009 12:37 - United States
By Animaldude55 - 27/01/2015 23:06 - United States - San Francisco
I am the OP. Basically it was near the end of the haircut when this happened so I didn't have time to say anothing. Just to add a few more details, she tried putting on a bandaid but it didn't work, rubbed her fingers on a towel I saw blood.
By Anonymous - 20/01/2015 00:45 - Australia - Sydney
So actually, this is my FML, but i didn't know if it would let me do a follow up since I have a different user name. So now to tell the whole story. My brother was very young and my family isn't big on alcohol; the most they drink is during the holidays when they're with family. Anyway, The church basically exiled us because they thought we were all raging alcoholics. I just heard mom telling the story and thought i would post it. it goes to show that kids really will say the darnest things haha. He's 13 now and I'm 21, so now he knows what beer actually is, and definitely doesn't say that's his favorite drink.