WowAlonzo

Not specified

0
Followed

0
Followers

0
Badges!

2
Comments

134
Visits

23
Favorites

Not specified
Not specified
Not specified

A propos de Wowalonzo

Not specified

Wowalonzo - Followers

Wowalonzo - Followed

Wowalonzo's page visits

lovers5201

malakaboy

Fucked!

Wowalonzo's FML badges

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Wowalonzo's favorite FMLs

Wrong number

By Hth - 08/11/2008 01:07 - United States

Today, for the 25th time, some Indian dude called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the hell Pinkie is, but I don't appreciate people calling wrong numbers while I'm having sex. FML

agreeclassic 34 677

vote type 1 9 800

By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

agreeclassic 176

vote type 1 989

By dawg3360 - 07/06/2009 06:02 - Canada

Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML

agreeclassic 50 649

vote type 1 134 238

Sorry, dude

By kiki - 25/05/2009 01:35 - United States

Today, I was working at a grocery store and a man came to my register to ask for the price of a mop. I took the mop from him to scan it without realizing the pole was between his legs. I hit him in the crotch with the pole. FML

agreeclassic 41 902

vote type 1 12 636

Charming

By Anonymous - 18/05/2009 16:46 - Egypt

Today, the man I was going on a dinner date with bought me an expensive necklace. We got to the table he had reserved when his friend came and sat with us. Somehow, the subject of getting it on came up. My date then said, "Expensive jewelry - one way ticket to her pants." FML

agreeclassic 56 068

vote type 1 6 731