olay098

miss

0
Followed

0
Followers

0
Badges!

1
Comments

492
Visits

22
Favorites

Guelph, Canada
31 years-old
Thursday 28 April 1994
Not specified

A propos de Olay098

Not specified

Olay098 - Followers

Olay098 - Followed

Olay098's page visits

lovers5201

Fucked!

Olay098's FML badges

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Olay098's favorite FMLs

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML

agreeclassic 55 186

vote type 1 4 428

Bad boy

By Sissy - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was standing in a long line at the Post Office when my 3 year-old son started rubbing up and down my leg. I asked him what he was doing and he said loudly, "I'm humping you like Simon humps me!" Everyone looked at me in shocked horror. Simon is our dog. FML

agreeclassic 36 652

vote type 1 3 482

By someonesomething - 05/12/2009 11:24 - United States

Today, one of the comic companies I submitted to, replied back. They said that the story was boring, and the main character bland, generic, uncultured, had no potential for personal growth, a suburbanite, and an ignorant shut-in. I based the personality of the main character on my own. FML

agreeclassic 28 274

vote type 1 12 828

David Lee Roth?

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my band played for our school. We were cheered for and everything. Being the lead singer, I tried to look cool and push the mic away and pull it back by pushing down the bottom of the stand with my foot. It hit my face and I bled like crazy, but I kept singing. No one clapped at the end. FML

agreeclassic 11 309

vote type 1 39 561

By JJ - 14/11/2009 03:07 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text saying: "I don't think we can see each other anymore, the nights were great, but I think I'm falling in love with Julie". I'm Julie. FML

agreeclassic 49 544

vote type 1 2 939