FlyingTortoise

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It was a hot day in summer when Dr. Maxwell, a world famous Biogenetic Engineer, wanted to play God. Using DNA from a Goose, a Tortoise, and enough radiation to the Missisipi, he managed to mix these together and create a small, rather humble Tortoise. Dissapointed by his experiment, he threw said Tortoise through the window and turned around to hit the bottle, but little did he know that on it's way down, the Tortoise, afraid of the fall, spread a pair of snow-white wings like those of a Dove and flew away into the breaking dawn. It is said that the Tortoise still flies to this day, and if you follow it, only time will show what secrets you may discover.

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Hey guys, im the OP lol. To clarify: Insanely hot chick next to me haha. Also I had a button up shirt, and initialy it was small enough not to matter, but the effin thing didnt stop growing haha. And for those who suggested it: No. Didnt get laid. Got a nickname at work though, "Jack in the box". ...once more for the record, FML.