AP0CALYPSE

I'm a hermit living in a secluded ogre's cave who resembles Shrek. I may be the donkey, but I don't have Eddie Murphy's voice. I have a flaming passion for the undead. When the zombie apocalypse happens, I'll be Tallahassee, and you'll be Columbus. I'll find you your own Wichita and we'll go out to eat or something. No big deal. We can be best friends with the zombies, maybe become a part of their clique, if you know what I mean. I get pissed off as easily as a gerbil does when you pull food out of it's chubby, veggie-processing mouth. I like telling stories about my disturbing past. Like this one time when Gingy came in my room at three in the morning just to "check up on me". Needless to say, there was icing all over the carpet. My life dream is to have Sirin moderate one of my comments, and then promptly reply to it with a witty remark. Here's the box for that goal. [ ] ... It's still empty.