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I sing the "Fresh Prince" theme song in my head throughout the day. There are just so many situations that remind me of the show. During elementary school we watched "Fat Albert" during PE on rainy days. I once did a parody of the song "They Call Me Mellow Yellow" for IPC class during a presentation about lithium. I called the song "They Call Me Manic Depressive." I enjoy watching Doctor Who. Wibley Wobley Timey Wimey Spacey Wacey. Bow ties ARE cool. I have a black friend who loves portraying stereotypes to make me laugh. Sometimes he drops the "N" bomb which makes me very uncomfortable. He gets a good laugh out of that then calls me a "Nagger." We both enjoy SouthPark. I like dogs. I do not like cats. Rabbits are cool though. I secretly enjoy Miley Cyrus. I use this site for a good laugh or to read judgmental comments. Whichever.

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Hi, OP here. I genuinely didn't think this would be published but here we go. Yes on that night I was extremely drunk and she was drinking heavily too, and I mean heavily. I didn't notice the huge bump because 1) I was shitfaced 2) She hid it extremely well. Anyway after talking to a few people it seems that this woman has been going around for the past 7 months sleeping with people and saying they are the dad. I have nothing wrong with people having sex when they aren't in a relationship but don't try and pin point your baby's dad on some bloke. It is wrong on so many levels.