Iloatheyou

Hey. I'm going to tell you a secret... *whisper voice* I don't actually loathe you... ... Unless I do. Which would mean that was a lie. o.O This statement is false. The following statement is true. The previous statement is false. Today is opposite day. What happens when an irresistible force and an unmovable object meet? How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?