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Big brain bug
By Anonymous - 09/07/2012 20:15 - Canada
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Richard pictures
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By bronco_lover89 - 22/05/2012 01:05 - United States - Essexville
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By CBBP - 31/03/2009 15:35 - United States
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By kendrox - 02/05/2014 07:11 - United States - Auburn
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By DaggerHole - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Australia
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By JhKhS - 14/09/2009 10:05 - United Kingdom
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By Anonymous - 03/06/2015 05:01 - Canada - Lansdowne
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By Anonymous - 27/05/2015 13:39 - United Kingdom - Letchworth
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By Username - 16/04/2011 05:14 - United States
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By outofluckdude - 01/09/2009 00:40 - United States
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By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 13:39 - United States - Columbus
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By farmingman - 14/04/2016 23:24 - United States
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By Anonymous - 15/02/2010 01:49 - United States
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By Anonymous - 03/11/2011 03:58 - United States
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By gmian - 06/12/2015 05:06 - United States - Amherst
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By mayoshampoo - 01/09/2014 16:59 - Canada - Toronto
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By nicholascageonyourface - 09/06/2013 05:13 - United States - Papillion
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By Ew?Really? - 04/08/2014 05:42 - United States - Montrose
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By Auston - 17/07/2011 05:16 - United States
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By fuck no - 22/08/2015 10:18 - India - Kollam
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By crazyk2468 - 26/04/2012 17:29 - United States - Buena Park
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By TwiceDaily,Kids - 06/04/2012 00:41 - United States
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By My mom - 18/03/2010 01:10 - France
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Oh wow I didn't think this would make it on there! Hello everyone, I am the original poster of this FML! No, I did not call the police. In other, more serious situations, I have. I did not say once that he was a danger to me, there was no need for him to get in trouble for this! It just made my night a lot harder! I left him be for a couple hours and when it came time for me to set up breakfast, I knocked on the bathroom door and gave him some coffee. He thanked me the next night. He seemed to be a very sweet man, just very very inebriated...