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By Jenievonteese - 12/06/2011 23:33 - United States
Hustlin' 24/7
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By aprilmay91 - 11/03/2012 12:38 - United States
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Inked
By damnit - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia
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By dragonfyre73 - 07/01/2015 00:32 - United States - San Francisco
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OP here, as for all of you asking how we went three years without meeting each other, we meet in an online chatroom and became close friends. we knew each for about a year and a half before he asked me out. I was dubious as to how such a relationship would work, but it actually worked remarkably well. I personally am not the biggest fan of people or of physical contact, so having a boyfriend with whom I could only talk worked wonderfully for me. We did want to meet up in person sooner, but the travel costs along with more than a few family disagreements about the relation kinda made that a little bit difficult. We actually got back together later in my stay and he says that it was a joke. considering that he's always had an awful sense of humor, it really doesn't surprise me. I just wish that he'd been just a /touch/ more considerate. As it turns our, he had realized that he'd left the ring box on his bedside table and wanted to keep the proposal secret so yeah.
Close encounter
By magicalDEATH - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
Foot in mouth
By emix - 17/06/2009 22:08 - United States
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Cool prank bro
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By Anonymous - 04/06/2009 07:57 - Puerto Rico
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guys I wrote this FML... to clear some things up... I was working at a fast food restaurant, not a real restaurant(not fancy and all that). So I was behind the counter and couldn't go out to look at what had happened to the dumb moron that kept asking for napkins. Then my boss came out and told me to go and check, when i went to the table, that lady saw me, took her kid, and RAN theough the door. Then I told my boss what had happened and he told me to go and clean it. SAdly, I couldnt find that moron that did that, but if i ever see her, shes gonna get it! #103-104: jeje :D
Good boy
By macattack - 02/09/2011 02:29 - United States
Freakout
By n_london - 12/10/2009 20:19 - United States
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We have a step stool but it broken and the last time I used it i fell and twisted my ankle and bruised my arm.