Happy Birthday
By qwerty6 - 30/09/2009 06:17 - United Kingdom
By qwerty6 - 30/09/2009 06:17 - United Kingdom
By efff my life. - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada
By sexyfreak2510 - 03/09/2009 06:47 - South Africa
By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 12:17 - United States
By lobstercola - 24/11/2012 16:35 - Canada - Edmonton
By lonestar - 03/02/2010 13:57 - United States
By cheated - 08/07/2009 06:46 - United States
By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 04:09 - United States
By Bob H. - 26/10/2014 13:54 - Canada - Québec
By PiaNO - 10/11/2009 21:41 - United Kingdom
By Thomas - 20/09/2010 07:16 - United States
By henry feingold - 10/06/2011 04:08 - Canada
By themouseman1212 - 10/03/2013 16:13 - United States
By susan - 17/11/2012 22:31 - United States - Naperville
By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 21:56 - United States
By kandykrazed17 - 23/05/2009 12:14 - United States
lol first of all i work at a WAMU where our name tags give our full name so no lies there. secondly, this guy was twice my age. i was not being bitchy at all. he said hi and then i smiled and said hi back. it's one thing when you greet someone. it's another when you keep following them asking personal questions. i didn't give a fake name on purpose. it was just a natural reaction. lol but yea i guess it wasn't smart to walk out with my name tag still on. o and btw not to be rude but i took AP english so i'm pretty sure i know how to use “proceeded” in a sentence correctly. it's not my fault if other ppl don't or overuse it.
By ringhider - 08/10/2010 16:55 - France
By Username - 28/07/2011 21:36 - United States
By not a dumbass pothead - 08/04/2014 22:04 - United States - Sparks
By Anonymous - 23/04/2015 17:04 - United States - Cherry Hill
By emchocolat - 16/12/2012 16:55 - Europe
Thanks for your comments and highly original puns ! Just to clear the language issue up: "I was burgled" is correct British English (as opposed to American English) and means "Somebody broke into my house and stole things that belonged to me". "Burglarized" is the American synonym. The site said I come from Europe - I do, but it's a big place. I come from England and I live in Mayotte, a French territory in the Indian Ocean.
By cman - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Romania
By Anonymous - 10/08/2013 04:02 - United States - Los Angeles
By c.hip - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Noname - 17/03/2009 21:21 - United States
By Teenagegirl - 26/03/2012 04:11 - Canada - Sherwood Park
By mobigomo - 27/05/2015 06:48 - United States - Seattle
Honestly it was 100% my fault I teared. Going deep in the realm of TMI this is pretty much what happened. I didn't have an epidural so I was feeling the "ring of fire" like a mofo but he had told me to hold off on pushing for a moment because he was trying to relubricate and massage me open more so I could push my sons head out. Would have worked fine if I hadn't had a crazy intense contraction which made me push extremely hard while his fingers were in there, which made me tear right through. He did an amazing job stitching me up. Really after he realized who I was his interest was more in how I healed and if he stitched me up ok. Apparently he was super new and it was only his 4th day working in the hospital as an attending doctor. He was great though. I was really happy with my experience overall, except for the tearing through to my butthole part.
By LizP40 - 27/08/2009 16:46 - United States
By SomeoneElse - 14/07/2009 13:39 - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 05:40 - United States - Latonia
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I'm trying to. It's been a long time. But I'm still hopeful. Just trying to be the best husband and father I can be. Thanks for the support.