By allgrowedup - 12/02/2011 03:10 - United States
The Top
By Mortified - 22/07/2009 09:48 - Australia
Quick thinking
By me. - 29/10/2011 04:43 - United States
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By Briscuit - 01/06/2012 21:05 - Canada - New Westminster
Briscuit tells us more.
By Anonymous - 30/04/2013 18:24 - United States - Pompton Plains
By maddy - 28/02/2010 17:10 - United States
Bingo wings
By fatpreggo - 07/08/2009 20:14 - United States
Whispers
By SimpleSimon - 01/07/2009 00:14 - United Kingdom
By not a brain cell in sight - 16/06/2013 20:20 - United States - Muskegon
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By Kasey103 - 22/01/2013 23:39 - United States - Grand Rapids
Kasey103 tells us more.
In my defense, when she said, "Dresden is in Germany, Sweetie." I knew exactly where it was. My cousins are from Leipzig. I guess her accent just made the name sound funny. But thank you all for adding your two cents about the American education system.
By Dracoboxer357 - 05/01/2013 16:00 - Canada
Dracoboxer357 tells us more.
48- It's called Couvade's syndrome, I looked it up when I started randomly throwing up in public before she did with our first child. It's also how we knew for sure we were pregnant with our second: I spontaneously puked out my truck window onto another car while driving through town. ;P I've gotten the whole roller coaster ride of emotions through two pregnancies already, I'm pretty sure it's just more of the same now. :)
By Justme - 20/02/2011 12:23 - United States
By RyanM - 10/03/2010 15:00 - France
Karma
By whatgoesaround - 15/08/2009 18:51 - United States
By Anonymous - 03/04/2009 05:23 - Canada
It's a doggy dog world
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Slovakia
Thorn in my side
By CantPublish - 15/01/2012 03:07 - United States
By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 13:59 - United States
By Go away - 10/11/2013 08:03 - United States - Humboldt
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By Danners88 - 11/11/2009 04:36 - Australia
By Julie - 31/03/2009 01:43 - Canada
Fart wars
By district12 - 18/02/2012 22:22 - United Kingdom
By habassistant - 02/01/2013 15:49 - United States - North Olmsted
By shnigel - 27/02/2010 20:04 - United States
Wait, what?
By Sally - 24/07/2009 09:04 - United States
By hisgirl4life - 05/02/2010 13:44 - United States
By CutestBoysEver - 30/10/2012 01:30 - United States - Fruita
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2- My mother did eventually understand you can get it while still being a virgin. She thought the doctor was covering for me so I wouldn't have to tell her I was sexually active. When we got home we looked up articles and I proved it to her. Either way, I'm still going to be in a crap load of pain when these puppies burst if they decide not to remove them...