Prankster
By longlostkid556 - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By longlostkid556 - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By limping - 24/01/2014 23:10 - Canada
By babydoll13211 - 04/09/2009 21:36 - United States
By EunJung - 04/11/2011 00:16 - United States
By songbird062 - 01/06/2013 16:14 - Cambridge
By SeeingLlamas - 17/04/2012 09:38 - United States - Knoxville
By PIRATE_ - 27/04/2009 07:21 - United States
Okay, okay, okay. Guys. Let me explain. I dropped her off at her car, which was left where we bumped into each other. At the convenience store. I don't know where she lives, yet. When she came to my house, it was dark. She might not have remembered how to get there. She found me again via Facebook anyway. So really the Facebook comments are now completely useless. I had forgotten her last name [It'd been like 3 years.], and I never bought a yearbook from my HS since I felt they were overpriced and poorly done. Not to mention, now that she's added me, she wasn't even in the network I would have guessed, since she apparently went to some school in AZ for a few months, and is now switching schools. And, also, I'm moving to FLORIDA [I'm currently in KY], and trying to convince her to at least do an internship at my place of work. I took her out to breakfast one morning before she went to work this week and we're planning on a third date sometime before this week's over. Obviously, we're trying to pack all of this in before I leave. But regardless, it still sucks that we hadn't bumped into each other sooner. That should pretty much explain any question that has been asked or any point that has been made.
By ihncredible - 10/12/2012 23:32 - United States - Macomb
By sam882 - 23/02/2015 06:49 - United States - Saegertown
I was completely shocked and at the same time embarrassed. I had to just walk away, completely speechless. It took a moment to register with me that i actually heard that. haha
By tamponface - 30/07/2011 12:03 - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 17/07/2010 06:16 - United States
By alejandro38 - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Ayeya - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By cole - 24/04/2009 16:40 - United States
By Username - 17/07/2011 19:59 - United States
By anonymiss - 13/04/2009 16:12 - Canada
By Grrrr! - 23/04/2011 14:19 - United States
By Alice - 01/08/2009 08:15 - United States
By bdaygirl - 03/12/2009 07:33 - United States
By FML - 12/08/2010 16:19 - Canada
By :( - 02/03/2010 00:14 - United Kingdom
By EmployeeOfTheMonth - 27/06/2009 07:03 - United States
By kitty shah - 17/06/2012 17:01 - United States
By Grrrawrwtf - 03/06/2012 04:25 - United States
By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 22:57 - United States
By charlotte9338 - 23/10/2011 23:32 - Canada
By Unemployed - 16/10/2011 07:15 - United States
By adirom - 21/10/2014 02:25 - United States - San Francisco
Thanks for all your support (or lack there of in some cases) for those of you wondering why I told them over text, my friends and I are very close and have a group message with just the 4 of us, the topic came up and I took the opportunity. I have social anxiety, and decided for the sake of my sanity that would work best. And after my one friend replied "k" there were multiple texts saying they supported me and didn't think of me any differently (which was my worry). So it all turned out for the best! To all of y'all who think being bisexual isn't a big deal, coming out regardless is a big deal. So please try and open your mind to how difficult it is to stray from social norms!
By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 15:57 - United States
By InAnAwkwardSituation - 25/08/2011 05:26 - United States
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Hi guys! (Sort of) OP here. This isn't actually exactly what happened, because someone copied my original FML, altered it slightly and the resubmitted it as their own. When I say "altered it slightly", I mean they changed 18 months to two years, and left out the part about his brother dying as well, apart from that, it's basically word for word identical. It was credited to me after I noticed and reported it. He did say that he'd be willing to reconsider after some time apart, but I sure as hell am not going back there again. And for those who are asking about my weight, I gained 2kg, or approximately 4 pounds for our friends using imperial measurements. I'm around 70kg (150 pounds), which, for my height of 5 foot 9, is perfectly healthy. So no, I am not at all obese.